dustybun added robin steve eddie nancy argyle and jonathan
argyle:watsup brochacos
will:hi argyle 🙃
argyle:will!
jonathan: oh god
steve:more babysitting 😕
will:um rude
steve:noooo not you you are my favorite
dustybun:ouch💔
steve:oh
nancy:who are some of these people?
will: eds is eddie kasprak trashmouth is richie your cousin edsheeran is beverly bill is bill benny is ben thebettermike is mike hanlon stanleyurine is stanley
they are all from derrynancy:ew richie
trashmouth:hello cousin
nancy:no
eddie:who is the other eddie
will:eddie kasprak he is one of my friends and i have no idea who you are
jonathan:^
argyle:^
el:who is eddie
eddie:i'm in a dnd club with lucas dustin and Mike
el removed lucas and bikewheels from chat
max:what was that for
el:last summer mike and lucas ignored will the entire summer saying they were to old to play dnd and that they thought it was dumb and that will needed to grow up
will:it's true but whatever it's dumb
will added lucas and bikewheels to the chat
dustybun:whats dumb them or dnd?
will:them
dustybun:😱
will:sorry just speaking facts
dustybun:it's okay will i support you *cries in bedroom closet*
max:closet?!?!
lucas:BE WHO YOU ARE 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
will:FOR YOUR PRIDEEEE🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
dustybun:fine i'm pan
steve:SLAYYYY
robin:AHHHHHHHH
amERICA:dustbunnies ate
bikewheels:ahh yes dustbunnies
will changed dustybun to dustbunnies
trashmouth:🐇🐰
edsheeran:yes
argyle:i love purple palm tree delight 🌿🍃
jonathan:me too
steve:um what
will:damn you better run jonathan
jonathan:what i meant was me loo
stanleyurine:me loo??
bill:🤨
amERICA:there's tea and i'm here for it 🍦
steve:jonathan we need to have a talk
oblivious:RUN JONATHAN
el:i can hear him in the other room looking for his car keys
will:yeah same
steve:don't you dare run jonathan
bikewheels:scary
jonathan:someone help me i've been getting messages on my phone from a random number sending me death threats
5 minutes later
jonathan:HELLO IS ANYONE THERE?!?!?!
A/N jonathan's gonna get his ass whooped