Teatime
"Ok guys you ready" clint said setting up the recorder
"yuP" Sam said sitting back in his navy-blue chair
"Me too" Scott replied leaning into his
"And action" The archer yelled
"Welcome back to teatime with Scott" Scott said deciding their hero names weren't right
"And Sam today the avengers invited a gen z" he said excited for today's episode
Flashback
"hey guys meeting in 10.... SECONDS" Tony had F.R.I.D.A.Y inform the team
"Hey Tony you know I'm the.... w-what happend" Steve said looking at Tonys pink hair
Tony glared at Scott who was duct taped to a wooden chair "this guy knows and wont tell me so Nat tied him up and if I hear ONE snicker there will be consequences"
Steve sat down as more members appeared "hey Tony what's with the hair" Wanda said sitting next to Vision
"one of those little pranksters with that podcast did it" Tony explained
Flashback pause
"Heyyy dude we dont have to include that" Sam stated
"come on it adds character besides clint likes it right clint" Scott responded looking over to their director
"sssshhhhhh dont mention my name if Laura sees this im gonna get a lot of teasing now back to the story" Clint hastily mentioned
Flashback Continued
"what do you want pinkie pie" sam snickered
"thats it I was going to introduce you too (secret identity) but clearly you know who did it TELL ME" Tony yelled upset at this prank
all of a sudden a spider kid dragged a confused clint out of the vents "h-hey Mr Hawkeye sir"
"wu YOU you did this" Tony stared at clint
"ahem are you going to introduce us" pietro said facing the boy before looking over at scott who was still tied up in a chair in confusion
"oh yes right this is (Scott didnt say his name for privacy) hes something called uh gen z" tony said but more so asked peter
"oh yeh i am i was born in 2001 so yes i am gen z just like Ms wanda and Mr pietro" peter said with his mask in hands
"whats a gen" steve asked staring at the new kid
"oh uh its a generation like you are a boomer and umm everyone else here is a milenial" peter said with an audible science response
"hey peter right whats a boomer" steve asked fiddling around with his phone
"oh here i can look it up" peter grabbed the phone before pausing
"thats okay right umm im sorry heres your phone"
"no problem kid my password is well can i just put it in" the red white and blue patriot said
"sure" peter said looking slightly over his shoulder to see everyone'show left but Pietro Scott Clint and Mr Stark
"there you go" steve handed back the phone
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gossip girls Teatime (AVENGERS Funny Stories)
FanficRight my head makes ever expanding infinite universes and here is where i will get them out of my head I don't own marvel but if I did the TRAUMA would be significantly less hope you enjoy
