𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙡𝙛𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝙗𝙤𝙮𝙯 𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙩 𝙄.

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𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙠𝙞𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙣

-finn comes home after a long day of work
-he's obviously very tired and all he wants right now is a cold glass of water
-thirsty boi walks into the kitchen to find bobert, boris, and tyler standing around the oven
-"what are y'all lookin' at?" finn asks, craning his neck around them to try see whatever tf they're looking at

-oven = gone
-finn:  feeling many emotions
-finn:  "where's the oven–?"
-b & ty look over at boris
-boris:  😺🍿
-finn asks again, ty answers—i quote and unquote—"boris and miles didn't like the oven so they disposed it."

-finn:  ...
-b:  ...
-tyler:  ...
-boris:  "chinese?" 🥡
-finn:  "why tf would you throw out a fucking oven?"
-miles, walking into the kitchen:  "cuz."
-finn:  "cuz why?"
-miles:  "we were bored."
-finn:  "😀bored?"
-miles:  "yeah you heard me, skinny boi—opens coke can—we were bored."
-tyler, now sobbing:  "how am i gonna make pizzaaa??"
-poor soft boi

-finn scoffed looking down frustrated when he noticed multiple floorboards were missing
-finn:  inhales deeply, trying to not mcfuckin lose it, "boys... where are the floorboards?"
-miles:  "oh yeah, trev is tryna build himself a race car bed."
-finn looks out the kitchen window, his eyes landing on trevor hammering down nails aggressively to keep his car shaped bedframe together that he constructed himself
-trev looks up at him waving before resuming.
-finn looks back at miles whom was intensely sipping his coke
-finn:  "isn't that lovely?  trevor constructing himself a bedframe out of our kitchen floorboards instead of just going to home depot like a normal person to get himself wood to build his bedframe."
-miles nodded smiling, boris loudly slurping his lo-mein noodles from behind them
-finn looked back at boris, wanting to punch him in the face, smiling painfully
-finn:  "enjoying your noodles?"
-boris:  "mhm!😋"
-finn:  "why don't you enjoy them..."
-he turned around slowly, rubbing his hands together
-finn:  "ON THE FLOOR!"  he slapped the noodles out of his hands storming out of the room

-boris, looking down devastated at his noodles now splattered all over the floor:  "they were supposed to go in tummy..."

-miles, patting boris' shoulder looking down with him:  "looks like you've got yourself a mess on your hands.  clean it up, won't you?😁"
-boris looks over at miles, ready to gut him with his fork
-b & ty noticed what was going on
-they escorted miles out of the room and cleaned up after finn
-all is good
-except boris' noodles & the state the kitchen is in

AN: I'M THE FUNNIEST PERSON ALIVE AHJAJSJS

𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐏𝐒𝐘𝐂𝐇𝐎, f.wWhere stories live. Discover now