Pyramid head- Dummy Thicc

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plsss- I thought of this while suffering from heatstroke from being outside in the sun for like- 3hrs lololololol (forgot my keys hahahahah) 





Entity- WHY HAVEN'T YOU HOOKED ANY SURVIVORS, I'M STARVING

The Huntress- We TRIED butPyramid head keeps giving away our locations

The Legion(Frank)- Yeah, He has such a fat ass his asscheeks clap together whenever he runs.

The Legion(Susie)- Frank! Don't say that!

The Legion(Frank)- Am I wrong??

The Legion(Susie)- . . .

Pyramid Head- *sad metal noises*

Ghostface- I don't mind having him around!

everyone- *crickets*

The Legion(Frank)- Everyone who votes on kicking out pyramid head say "I"

Everyone(minus Ghostface)- "I"

Ghostface he- Hey! me, Leatherface, Michael, Sadako, and The Twins didn't get to vote!                   

   The Legion(Frank)- Anyone who votes kicking out pyramid head raise their hand                                 

(Leatherface,Michael,Sadako, and The Twins)- *Hand raise*

Ghostface- OH COME ON!

The Legion(Susie)- Sorry Mr.Ghostface but- everyone against you- so...

(Pyramidhead and his fatass later got kicked out)

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