Neptunia Kagura

Prologue

Date: 4/18/2022

No one's POV

We see a bright room, two guys are watching an anime series. One of them is Y/n L/n, and the other is his best friend, Roland Bell. The two may be different when it comes to their personalities, but they share one common thing. They both love anime and video games.

Y/n: Man, I've got to admit, this is the life!

Roland: True! Though you have to admit, Isekais are really good animes! I kinda I wish I could be in one. I mean, the character's bound for a harem, no matter how hard they try to prevent it!

Y/n: Preach it, brother. Say... Have you managed to get over your breakup yet? I mean, how she did it was... uh... pretty dark and dirty.

Roland: Oh yeah, totally. I'm glad I'm done with her, she was making me miss some of the prime-time anime shows in the end. I say good riddance!!

Y/n: True.

Y/n then pulls out his phone, and he tries to check something but fails, due to him not being able to get internet in Roland's house, since he doesn't know where the Router is, and only Roland's parents know where it is.

Y/n: *sigh* Hey dude, mind if I borrow your laptop for a sec? Need to make sure I've got my pre-order for "Neptunia x Senran Kagura: Ninja Wars" in before GameStop opens up tomorrow.

Roland: Oh yeah, sure thing. It's in the other room.

Y/n: Thanks man.

Y/n then gets up and heads to Roland's computer, but as Roland stretches his arms, Y/n's voice can be heard screaming.

Y/n: WHAT THE FUCK?!

Roland: Holy shit! Dude, what's the matter? What happened?

Roland then runs into his room to see Y/n in shock.

Roland: What's going on man?

Y/n: There's... There's...

Roland: There's what man?

Y/n: There's so much porn!

Roland: DUDE!?!?! What the hell are you doing looking through my private shit?

Y/n: Private shit? PRIVATE SHIT?! Dude, this was wide-ass open when I opened your laptop! There are literally thousands upon thousands of files on here!

Roland: Look man, I've been working on clearing some of this out...

Y/n: Jesus Chri... Look at the organization you have here! "Clockwise rim job." "Counterclockwise rim job."

Roland: Yeah, well, sometimes you like seeing the tongue go the other way!

Y/n: You sick bastard! Look at this! "Chicks with dicks?"

Roland then stops and starts breaking down.

Roland: Oh, my God! I have a disease, all right man? I need help!

Y/n: Chicks with dicks aren't real, Roland! They only exist in hentai, the fantasies of those with the Futanari fetish, and some people on Wattpad who also enjoy Futanaris!!

Roland: Oh my god, this is such a relief! You know, I'm glad that I'm caught. I wanted to be caught!

Y/n: Okay, dude, listen to me. This is your wake up call. Alright? You have to get back out there, and find yourself a girlfriend, because without one, your whole life will start spiraling out of control!

Roland: Okay, okay! I will! Just stop looking at that shit, please!

Y/n: Roland, I mean it. The next girl you feel like she's the one, you go over and ask her out, and get back into the dating lifestyle! Unlike me, you NEED a girlfriend to keep you mentally stable!