Dazai x Chuuya - Oneshot stories

christmas surprise!

It had been two years since they were partners...

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A specific brunette was walking about the streets of Yokohama during Christmas Eve. Dazai was just casually strolling, thinking to himself as well as muttering incoherent words while also enjoying the snow. 

It hasn't snowed in a whole 2 years. This is sorta nice.

Dazai's thoughts were filled with memories of when he was partners with Chuuya and that one specific Christmas they shared. 

FLASHBACK

"You...jackass. You are a jackass. How dumb can you be? You do know it is YOUR  fault right?" The statement earned a careless shrug from Dazai. Oh god why did I think talking to him would solve the problem?

The current date was Christmas Eve at exactly...7:43pm. Dazai, the ambiguous idiot, had ordered Chuuya to get presents for Mori but him being unclear like he always is, made it so complicated that Chuuya just ended up giving up on listening to Dazai's directions word for word and just took a guess at what he was saying. In the end...he got the "order" wrong so he went on to scold the brunette. 

"Now we don't have a present for Mori. What are we gonna do now dumbass?"

"I don't know. It was your idea to get Mori a gift and you asked me to think of a gift idea."

"Right...." like hell I did Chuuya thought to himself

The two teenage boys were walking alongside a park (or what used to be a park) that was now covered in snow. Children could be seen building snowmen and adults would be chatting on a bench nearby. Chuuya was chewing out Dazai's ass while the brunette was slowly backing up into the snow covered park. Once the both of them was a few feet from the entrance to the park, Dazai gave Chuuya his signature smirk. "What?" Dazai slowly picked up some snow, crumpled it, and threw it with all his might at Chuuya. 

The smaller was absolutely enraged. "WHAT. THE. FUCK?!- DAZAI. YOU DO REALIZE I JUST IRONED MY VEST??" 

"So? We're outside. The least you could do for me is expect it to get dirty someway, somehow." 

"GAHHHHH DAZAI, YOU JACKASS. I WILL GET YOU BACK!" and with that, the redheaded ginger threw a snowball at Dazai which, lucky for him, landed directly on the center of his body (which means it messed up his tie, dress shirt, etc). "Ooohhh you're not getting away with that, that easily Chuu-ya." 

A snowball fight soon ensued and it was almost as if the two of them were children again. All of their worries wiped away. The burden of the Port Mafia, the ADA, work, everything was gone. The two were living in the moment and having the time of their lives. 

END FLASHBACK

Augh I probably shouldn't be thinking about that. 

The taller man was having a mini panic attack inside of him as those thoughts jogged his memory once again. But suddenly, a lightbulb went off in that brain of his. Hey, wait. You know what would be cool? If I surprised Chuuya on Christmas by going over to his place. Yeah....that sounds like a great idea!

Although he didn't want to admit it, part of him longed for Chuuya's touch, his hugs, everything. He just wanted to see the smaller again. 

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Chuuya wandered aimlessly around the streets of Yokohama, enjoying the view and how much it was snowing. Coincidentally, he happened to pass by a very specific park in which he and Dazai had a snowball fight. Ah, good times. He thought to himself. Wonder if I should do something special for him since it's our second year apart. Nah it's whatever. We've cut ties anyways. And with that, the small redheaded ginger started walking home. 

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"SURPRISE!!" Dazai exclaimed in excitement at seeing the redhead again

"WHEN DID YOU GET INTO MY HOUSE?!?!?" 

"You told me before that you always kept a spare under the doormat remember?" 

"Yeah yeah whatever dumbass." Chuuya huffed. He had forgotten he told him that and was surprised dumbass over here could remember something from that long ago with his brain capacity. "So why exactly are you here?"

"Why, to see you of course!"

"No way in hell. There's no way. What's the real reason?"

"To see you...???" Dazai questioned

"You're kidding." the redhead facepalmed himself. He couldn't believe his enemy of all people would come here to see him. Not to mention, he also couldn't stand the man. 

Without another word, Chuuya went into his bedroom and left Dazai standing outside dazed and confused. After a few minutes or so, Chuuya popped his head out to see what Dazai was doing and to his surprise, instead of trashing his house, Dazai had fallen asleep on the couch while watching TV. 

He looks so calm and peaceful. 

The ginger then made his way to the kitchen and started cooking their Christmas dinner. An hour had passed and Dazai was half-asleep while Chuuya was almost done with the dinner and the aroma of a spiced chicken was floating around the house. Dazai's mind suddenly jerked him awake and he was sniffing the air. 

"Chuu-ya, is that chicken I'm smelling?"

"Well good morning to you too imbecile. It is chicken. I'm cooking our Christmas dinner."

"AWWHHH you're so sweet Chuu-Chuu!" and as such, Dazai went over to hug Chuuya who just ended up pushing him away and the brunette fell to the ground with a hard thud.

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"DINNER'S READY IDIOT." Chuuya called out to a Dazai who was laying sideways on the couch

The brunette quickly got up and walked over to the table that Chuuya had prepared for them. "It smells so good! Thank you Chuu!! <3" Dazai exclaimed. Chuuya however was a bit flustered and quickly turned his head so Dazai wouldn't see how embarrassed he was. "Sure whatever idiot. Now let's eat."

And that's how the rest of their evening went. The two enjoyed each other's company for the first time and learned how to put their pasts at rest for once. 

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author: dude this ending is so bad istg- I wasn't sure how to end this and there are so many freaking time skips im crying 😭