Dazai x Chuuya - Oneshot stories

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Shouting could be heard from all corners of the platform. Bloody screams that would send someone's mind to hell and back. But not for this infamous duo, Double Black. They were sent on a mission to hijack an airplane but that wasn't the end of it. On top of that, they were also instructed to take over the control center for Kanagawa air control. That mission was Dazai's. The former was Chuuya's. 

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"Asshole. Hey. We got called to go down to Mori's." An angry little red head spieled out.

"wWwwWhhATtTt??? wHaT do YoU MeAN?" 

"The fuck is that tone, Dazai?

"I'm already down here. You're late my good friend!!" 

"Oh fuck you." Chuuya said, in attempt of retaliation at Dazai's annoying statement. 

"Believe me when I say I'd love to." Dazai remarked

And with their conversation ending at that, Chuuya was left in a flustered state that was beyond angry with his brunette haired partner. 

As soon as he arrived, Mori was in the middle of convincing Dazai to do the mission assigned to him. Chuuya, with quite a bit of resentment, sat himself down and just listened to the conversation that was currently taking place. Dazai, being the annoying bug he is, was laid out across a chair that was 5 sizes too small for him. Mori was sitting properly in his big, grand chair and looked like a therapist with his hands folded together and all. A bit of back and forth bickering along with different suicidal tactics and bribery, Mori had successfully lured in and captured his bait. 

Dazai had gave in, realistically speaking, and the only logical reason as to why was because he got bored of arguing with Mori. Chuuya, on the other hand, surprisingly, just sat there quietly and only listened without adding in and/or screaming his head off at his partner. 

After all the chaos the two were eventually able to scramble out of the Mafia headquarters (surprisingly). And along with them went a headset that was used for communication. Chuuya was linked to Dazai and vice versa.  

After they got themselves situated, the mission had begun. Dazai was, of course, despising a plan for Chuuya's part of the mission. He already had something planned for his half of the mission. 

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"GET UP THERE CHUUYA!" Dazai was frantically yelling through the headset to his partner 

"IM TRYING YOU ASSHOLE."

"WELL TRY HARDER"

"EASY FOR YOU TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE JUST SITTING ON YOUR ASS." An angry Chuuya replied.

"Well I already finished my part of the mission~" Dazai said, teasingly

"Fine well you could help me with mine since it is harder than yours."

"Whatever you waste of bandages."

This bickering continued back and forth for a good 2 minutes until Chuuya was finally able to get onto the plane. Sneaking in through the back entrance, he saw a few men sitting in front of him with supplies in their hands and at their feet. He quickly and quietly took them out. 

Cool. Finished that. Now I have just enough time for me to get to the control center. 

"DAZAI. HOW'S IT LOOKING DOWN THERE?" 

"It looks fine. Calm down Chibi."

"So am I in the clear?"

"Yes. Now go ahead." Dazai smirked behind the headset

"So you want me to fight the pilots?" 

"Yes. That's what Mori told us to do, no?"

"WHAT. I DONT KNOW HOW TO FLY A PLANE IDIOT"

"Figure it out Chuu-ya~ !"

"Whatever you incompetent fool"

Chuuya continued making his way to the control center of the plane while Dazai and him kept bickering back and forth over the headset(s).

"uh-uh-uh. Chuu-ya. I've already completed my mission. You still haven't done yours. Who's the incompetent fool here?" 

"Ok fine whatever cool great roast now can you help me a little bit here?" 

"What do you want me to do? Give you directions?"

"Exactly jackass." 

"WwwwWWhhAAttt??? tHE gREAT cHuuYA nEEds hElp??? ohmygoodness this is breaking news!!" 

Dazai's playfulness was exactly what Chuuya despised. He was more of a goal oriented person while Dazai was the exact opposite and it would always drive him insane.

"Ok fine. I'll give you directions" says Dazai

"Do your damn job asshole."

"Yeah I'm doing my job chibi. You're on a plane, it can't be that hard to figure out where to go."

"It....isn't but you're supposed to be giving me directions on what to do."

"ooohhh rightttt"

"well?" Chuuya currently stood there with his arms crossed, contemplating his entire existence. 

"Mori gave me the instructions for you to shoot down the pilots and land the plane to safety because we need the supplies they're shipping." 

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"DO YOU SERIOUSLY EXPECT ME TO FLY A DAMN PLANE WHEN I'VE NEVER BEEN TAUGHT HOW TO??? THIS IS A LIFE AND DEATH SITUATION HERE DAZAI."

"yeah sure whatever just finish your mission I wanna get out of here." Dazai was starting to get impatient with his partner at this point, despite his usual laid back demeanor.

And with that, Chuuya bravely shot down the pilots then immediately ran to take their seats, throwing their bodies aside.

"DAZAI. HELP ME OUT HERE"

"What? What'd you do?"

"I JUST SHOT DOWN THE PILOTS AND IM SITTING IN THE COCKPIT."

"ok great now listen closely."
"you need to push the lever that you most likely see in front of you, up. Then after that you want to open the door and jump out." 

A moment of silence occurred after Dazai had said the last line. 

Breaking the moment of silence between them, Chuuya exclaimed loudly at his partner. "WHAT?!?!?"

"YOU SAID WHAT?? DO YOU SERIOUSLY WANT ME TO JUMP OUT THIS DAMN PLANE??"

"Yes exactly. That's exactly what I want you to do."

"If that's what you want me to do then wouldn't you be disobeying Mori's orders?"

"No....??? No it's fine I have a plan, just trust me." Dazai answered, trying to reassure his partner.

"Ok whatever you say"

Then, a few seconds after that conversation, the last conversation he'd ever have with his brunette partner, Dazai cut his connection. 
Chuuya was then left to his own devices and therefore was free-falling from about 40,000 feet.

"DAZAIII WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW?" 

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Silence. Absolute silence. As soon as Chuuya had heard the dead silence (minus the wind blowing past him at an indescribably fast rate), he knew. He knew that Dazai's heart and mind was never with the Port Mafia. Dazai was apart of another organization and was working as a double agent. How did he know? A hunch was all there was to it but it appeared like the 'hunch' he had for about 4 months, was correct. Chuuya cursed the other organization that had taken Dazai away from him, his one and only partner away from him, as he was left to plunge to his demise.