Hellish Matrimony

Old and New Acquaintances

If Lady Death could describe her feelings at Avengers Tower it would be annoyed.

Lady Death: I thought I hated you being annoying Spider. Never thought I'd be proven wrong.

Peter had a smile on his face underneath his mask as he sat beside her. I front of them were the forms of Captain America, Iron Man, Thor, and Doctor Strange.

The five of them were in another room to have a moment to talk without them being spoken to by the other heroes in the tower.

Spider-Man: So what's going on?

Doctor Strange: The reason you two are here is so we can check over the Certificate. Would you allow us to examine it.

Lady Death: Knock yourself out.

Lady Death reached into her bra and pulled out the Certificate and gave it to Strange.

Spider-Man: Did you seriously pull it out from your bra cup?

Lady Death: Where else could I put it, Spider?

Spider-Man just sighed and shook his head. Lady Death smirked before turning to Strange

Doctor Strange looked over the Certificate and his eyes widened.

Strange: Apparently, Lucifer attempted to grow a harem with this contract. The contract would have bound any woman he wanted through a kiss and would be seen as legal marriage.

Spider-Man: He must've wanted Wanda as well due to her Chaos Magic. Speaking of, how is Wanda?

Strange: Wanda has a few scrapes but she's fine.

Lady Death: I take it there is no breaking this is there?

Strange: Unfortunately no. This contract is seen from Heaven as a real marriage. Even if you wanted to, you couldn't get out of it.

Lady Death: I figured as much. Ah well, I guess we'll have to find a way to make this work.

Cap: That's good to hear. Now we can talk about the other things that's going on.

Iron Man: It would appear that there have been supernatural occurrences all over New York. We have to ask can you handle it?

Lady Death: Who do you think I am? Of course I can handle it.

Spider-Man: Of course when she needs help, I'll be there to help her.

Lady Death: You meant to say if I need help right?

Spider-Man: I meant to say when you need my help. You're just like me getting in over your head and getting into more trouble than you should. You're going to need help, no if, ands, or buts about it.

Lady Death scowled at him while Peter smirked under his mask.

Strange: I hate to agree with Spider-Man, trust me it sucks, but you are going to need help especially with the destructive forces out there.

Lady Death sighed before getting up and walking away.

Lady Death: Fine I'll agree. Dammit he's right it does suck.

Peter got up and walked after her. 

-Later/Peter's House-

The two managed to get back to Peter's house where Peter was in the kitchen and Lady Death was sitting on the couch reading a book.