Life with Boy George

Intro

Hey, wassup! Before I begin I would like to explain what this story is about. This..... Is a story...... About a girl...... Who is alone and an orphan on the streets....... She lived in Eltham, in London....... Which just happened be where Boy a George was living as well.

"Regarding the story that you're about to read-- It actually happened--just take it from me. But there's more to this story than what's on the page, So please pay attention while I set the stage." -Dr Seuss the Lorax

To all of you who don't know that reference, I am slightly disappointed in you. Nah, it ok if u don't ;). Ok I'm probably boring you now, quickly before I go, just to make this book a tad nicer and more appropriate, and because I'm the author and I can do what I want, Boy George isn't addicted to drugs in this story/book, ok. This is probably extremely unlike the way Boy George acts but I have never met him so I making it up cos I can. Ok sooooo baiiiii