L's P.O.V
Well shit, I thought to myself as I stared at the large gate. I pressed the button that called the front office. It made a buzzard noise. So, I did what any normal person does. I repeatedly pressed the button. " Hello~ I'm Kaien Cross, Headmaster of Cross Academy." I jumped back in fright not expecting so soon for the man to answer since, I'm entering the school at evening.
"Ollo, I'm L and I'm the transfer student." I say as I still continue to press the button wanting to get in the academy as soon as possible since, my tits are freezing out here as I rubbed my hands together to cause friction. " My son is on his way there already so, please stay put Miss L~" Kaien says before mumbling out words and the only thing I could catch was kawaii, son, and daughter. The fuck is this man on. I thought to myself as I stared at the intercom with a WTF face. Man, this guy is on drugs, though I do wonder what is he on cause I want some.
A boy around my age walked up to the gate and pressed a button on the other side of the gate and the gates opened. I looked closer at him and barely noticed he was an albino with a permanent scowl on his face. Well, this just proves I'm color blind. "Are you just continue to stand there looking like an idiot?" I quickly walked in and he pressed the button which closed the gates.
"Follow me you idiot and keep up." He says as he begins to walk towards what I assume will be the front office. Damn, this brings back memories, I once followed a guy who was supposedly going to take me to the bus stop and then he tried to mug me, but the idiot didn't know I'm from the hood so I mugged him instead and took his shoes even though his shoes looked horrible. Maybe it's because I was so use to stealing people's stuff. I kept up with the albino and his freakishly long legs.
" Yo, albino, do you mind telling you're name." I say as he still continue to walk. "Well then, I'll just call you Crackhead then." I nodded to myself as he abruptly stopped and I ran into his back. " Don't call me that." He growls as he glares at me. " Well then just tell me your name and I won't call you crackhead." I say bluntly as I stared at him.
"You have beautiful eyes." I say not thinking what I was saying until I realized I said it out loud when he had a light pink dust on his cheeks. I blushed lightly as I looked towards the trees which now seems the most interesting thing in the world even though the trees seem to be laughing at me. " My name is Zero Kiryu " He says as he turns to walk away with me following him. " I'm L." I say as caught up with him. He nods and continues to walk. We ended up to this building which seemed like the headmaster's office and dorm. I entered only to hugged to death by Kaien.
"L-et g-go." I choked out as I continued to struggle to breathe until Zero kicked Kaien away from me. Kaien had tears streaming down his face as he complains like a child. " Why did you kick me Zero." He pouts childishly. I got mad so I did what had to been done. I hugged him with all my force as he struggled to breathe and twirled him in circles. I stayed like that for a while until "I think you should let go of him , if not you are going to kill him." Zero says as he sweat dropped. I glare at him causing the sweat drop to get bigger.
"I was taught to hold this position until he stops twitching." I say as I stared down Kaien. He points in the direction of his desk only for my eyes to widened as I let him go. I ran to the desk tackling the jar holding it in my arms protectively. Inside it contained Mexican lollipops and I took one out and put it in my mouth.
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