His Super Psycho Lover

Currently just a place so i don't forget this idea Oh and a Pre-written chapter.

W.I.P. Hehehe

So I decided to take a few days to do this, because I really needed to get this written down so I don't forget it. When your muse speaks to you. LISTEN!
I will officially start this story after I finish my love triangle book, so don't worry about this too much till then.

Enjoy!

(Skyward Sword spoilers starting now. Look for the ♡s to skip past if you wish not to have it spoiled!)

I come out of the shadow of the pillar I'm hiding behind slowly and fluidly while my laughter rings through the air. Perfect as always, if I say so myself! Everything didn't exactly go as planned, but I can still revive my Master!

"This is all very touching, really, but I'm afraid I have to cut this emotional moment short."

I teleport over to in front of the pesky skychild, and next to the spirit maiden. I hold my breathtaking arms up proudly. The skychild seems shocked.

"It's best for everyone if you forget about your friend. The little goddess is mine now!"

Skychild moves to a kneeling position on his hands and knees. I lift up the spirit maiden's body with my magic. Skybrat looks a little upset! Hehehe.

"My master may have perished in this age, but in the past he lives yet! I'm taking the girl back through that gate to help me revive the demon king!" I say as I hang the girl on my shoulder.
"You've been so adorably dogged in your quest to get in my way, and as much as it has delighted me, I can no longer tolerate you nipping at my heels."

The girl pipes up. I guess she's still a little conscious after that blast, but just barely. "...Link..." This sets the brat on a rampage, and he stands and draws his sword with some kind of pathetic yell. Oh, how adorable, but unfortunately he's trying my patience now. I step forward, and complete face him now.

"Hmph ...You know, boy, you've really pushed me too far. The moment I sweated and bled for is at hand. I don't even have the time to grind my heel into a worm like you. Not now." I teleport from in front of the brat to in front of the short, saggy woman and the red-haired ugly who jumps back like a scared little animal. Then, he sudden has the courage to stand, and get in my way after he sees the brat fail to stand. This pathetic nuisance.

I grumble. "...Stand down. You're in my way, and the sight of your appalling hair makes my gorge rise." I am only getting increasingly more agitated with these insects. I need to take my anger out on something, so I decided to 'move' the two nuisances out of my way with a strong kick from my fabulous legs! I open the gate and I feel rather giggly all of a sudden. I face the brat and sigh.

I raise my arm as I speak. "You've done a fine job of spoiling my plans to revive the demon king in this age, so I see no point in dawdling here." I turn halfway away from him, and lower my arm. "Hah. But the past...oh, the past... So full of possibilities. I shall resurrect him there with the divine soul of this golden-haired girl!" I laugh as I walk away into the gate.

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Something isn't right. I feel very uneasy all of a sudden. My vision goes white as I go through, but soon after I'm met with the nighttime darkness of a strange forest I've never been in. Of course it's not Faron's woods. If it was I would have recognized it immediately, but this area is very dense with trees. I decide to walk around for a bit to figure things out. I should have ended up back in the temple again, so how did I end up here? I saw light in the distance. As I get closer I realize there is a campfire, and there are three humans. One of them was just starting to tell a story about the woods itself. I am somewhat intrigued, so I listen in.

"They say Daren was never seen again. Nobody really knows where he went, but someone recognized his screams, the night he disappeared, while walking in this very forest."

A girl with long brown straight hair spoke up. "Jonas, that isn't funny. You know my older brother knew Daren before he disappeared, and he was like a brother to me."

"Oh, shut up Jess. You just say that for attention." A guy with... blue? hair spoke. He had on a black shirt with a hood attached to it. Such strange attire now that I think about it. I examine them closely, and realize that their clothes weren't the only strange thing. They didn't have pointed ears either. I raise a hand to my own round ear. Then I look over the group one more time to realize that the blue haired boy had short pointed ears. How strange.

"Well, Kyle, why don't you look in the mirror yourself. After all, you only got surgery for those things you call ears for attention." Jess said.

Surgery? What's that? Now I am very intrigued. This surgery thing is how he got his ears? I must learn to surgery! Maybe I can turn the brat into a frog! Oh, how exciting!

"THESE ARE GOBLIN EARS, AND I AM PROUD TO BE A HIGH RANKING MEMBER OF GOBLIN SOCIETY!" Kyle aggressively yelled at the girl.

Jess scoffs before standing, and yelling herself. "GOBLIN SHMOBLIN! YOU'RE JUST A FREAK ANYWAY!"

A tree branch can be heard in the brief silence between yells, and a girl emerges from the darkness. Her (h/c) shining in the light of the fire.

"Y/n? What are you doing out here?" Jess says.

"You know I saw Daren the night he went missing... it was kinda sad, you know..?" Y/n says slowly.

"Huh? You saw him?" Jess says hopefully.

"Yeah...." she slowly smiles. "He was screaming your name to try and get me to pity him!" She suddenly pulls out a revolver from behind her back where her hands were. Before anyone could move from their positions she shot Jonas point blank, and shot Kyle in the knee and Jess in the foot. Y/n turns back to Kyle and takes his phone from his pocket quickly. As she does this Jess turns to run. Y/n turns to Jonas's body, and takes his phone off him. She turns in the direction Jess ran, and takes off.