7 in omgirls, 13 in Metallica, and 15 in Dave Mustaine also thank you for all of the reads! this is just supposed to be funny not taken seriously. but Metallica kicks Dave Mustard out of the band because he is a different kind of a girl. so Jamie hi...
From left to right ( Jamie, Kirkita, Jerry Only, Cliffilss, Axl Dandelion, Joey Ramone, Kurt Cocaine, The Mustard, Marilyn Manson, Queen Of The Week, and Larsilla) thank you too Hellomydearchild for the picture for this chapter so if you like it she can make good pictures.
Against her will both Cliffilss and Axl Dandelion were forced to go the beach with the rest of the girls at high noon and trust me they won't like this but they have too.
Jaime drove them to the beach in her white van with the windows rolled down and a free candy sticker put on the van just because at this point why not?
Once they got to the beach the girls put their feet in the sand and ran around in their bathing suits like morons even snorting like pigs well everyone except for Cliffilss and Axl Dandelion who used their common sense.
The girls were apparently trying to attract the surfer boys that they always hang out with and yes they did get some guys attention but not the directed audience.
Instead they got the attention of the hottest men on the beach Kurt Cocaine, Joey Ramone, Jerry Only, Marilyn Manson, and the king Brian Johnson which is not who they intended to get the attention of.
But Jamie and thee girlies just didn't give a dog hair about these really buff guys with amazing hair or what the though.
They just watched the amazing buff men pull out ak 47's and kill some people before the girlies went into the water keeping their distance.
the girlies blowed their flamigo floaties then pabbled to omg it's friday Jamie's favorite song by the shooper sistas.
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