Ok, I never and repeat never find myself in what the horoscope say about my sign. Is it only me? Cause everyone I know is like "oh yeah that's totally me"" "yup I'm definitely a Virgo"
Anyway, I was sitting in bed not doing absolutely ANYTHING, as usual, and why scrolling through Instagram I found this post "What your zodiac sign does during summer"
Being the weir human I am, I start scrolling looking for my sign (Libra) and this is what I found (you have the pics at the top but it's in Italian so I'm translating it here):
THE ONE THAT DIGS HOLES
1 They are always digging in an attempt to set traps for their friends
2 Only make messes
3 At the end of the day they have sand everywhere
4 Love having fun 24/7
"Now we have problems with these" I thought cause:
1 I don't have friends so I would end up falling in my own traps
2 I am a living mess so it's not only in summer
3 I absolutely HATE sand so I avoid it like plague
4 I am lonely and depressed, the word fun is not in my vocabulary
So, at this point there are 2 options: I'm not really a Libra or I'm a superior creature too special to fit in categories👽
You choose!
(I have driving lesson now I hope I'll not kill anyone😆)
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THE WEIRD AND NOT SO INTERESTING LIFE OF DAISY!
NezařaditelnéOkkkk everyone! Maybe someone already know me from my other, and more intelligent books, if you don't GO READ THEM or you'll find a white and green unicorn in your bed tonight! Anyway this "book" have no sense, it's just me telling funny stories ab...
