[Not actually part of the story just a 3.5k special]
Vines and incorrect quotes
(Y/n): Why are you smiling?
Collector: What? Can't I be happy?
King: Eda tripped and fell in the parking lot.
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(Y/n): *Runs up*
Collector: Daddy?
(Y/n): Do I look like-
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(Y/n): Hey
Eda: Hi
(Y/n): I can't sleep
Eda: I can. Goodnight.
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Eda: Hey bro can I get a sip of that water
(Y/n): It's not water
Eda: Vodka! I like your style
(Y/n): It's vinegar
Eda: What?
(Y/n): It vinegar pussy
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Collector: Can't I just shoot him? *pointing at Belos*
King: Not in public
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Eda: RUGH!!
Lilith: Stop I could have dropped my croissant
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Collector: Mom look it's the good kush *holding package*
(Y/n): This is the dollar store how good can it be?
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Bloopers
Eda: "Look (Y/n) I know your not to nappy-,"
(Y/n): "*laughing* I don't seem to tried,"
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Collector: "I liked that story," *falls off bed*
(Y/n): "*holding back a laugh* Are you okay baby?"
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(Y/n): *Trips* "The floor needed a hug!"
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While eating ice cream
(Y/n): "BRAIN FREEZE! Ow ow ow ow,"
Collector: *laughing his ass off*
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On the roof
(Y/n): *falls off* "OW!"
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(Y/n): "You ready?"
Collector: "Yep!"
(Y/n): *presses play*
🎶HERE COMES THE SUN DO DO DO DOOO~🎶
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(Requested by I_AmSimp and I hope this was somewhat of what you were looking for!)
YOU ARE READING
Toh Collector x motherly reader
RandomWhile Eda and the rest try to find a way to the human world your put on babysitting a star child. No smut this is a child after all!
