(JOKE) Ovrite x reader (my oc)

part one

okay so i forgot to mention but this is in the year 1869 where hes 13 (aka 6 sweeps) so no smut will be here👹👹👹

okay lets continue

y/n pov

wow! finally! going to the place ive always wanted to go! the place where i was never allowed to go alone, and finally after 5 sweeps of saving enough courage. i finally get to go to the...

grub PLACE!!!!!!

im so excited!!!!

i get on my weird fuckin scooter thing and go to this so called grub place (aka the grocery store in human terms)

since im only 6 sweeps old i cant drive one of those big vehicular devices the older trolls have so it took around 3 hours to actually get to the grub place

finally!!! im here!!! time to get a cart and start shopping!!!!!!!

after about an hour of getting stuff i find something super interesting!!! i go and run my cart over to it but...

BAM!!!

o no!!!!!!

i accidentally hit someone!!!!

"OH MY GOG ARE YOU OKAY IM SO SORRY HOLY SHIT"

i say very worriedly

"BRO WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID YOU JUST FUCKIN RAM YOUR CART INTO ME????" this random troll says very angrily

"I SWEAR IM SO SORRY HERE LET ME HELP YOU UP"

"I DONT NEED UR HELP!" the troll says while getting off the ground "stupid fuckin low blood.." the troll mutters under their breath

"huh???" i say confused

"huh oh uhhh nothing"

"uhh okay IM SO SORRY PLZ FORGIVE ME FOR BEING A STUPID LOW BLOOD IM SORRY YOUR HIGHBLOOD GREATNESS" i get on my knees and start praying to him for sum reason

"wtf" the highblood says "yo i don need u to pray to me dawg im just some guy shoppin for cookies"

"oh umm so are you not mad at me??"

"oh no im mad as shit tf i think u broke my spleen or somethn. but its whateva as long as u buy me somthn i wont have you killed" KILLED??? THIS GUY IS THREATENING TO KILL ME IF I DONT BUY HIM SOMETHING?????? oh well ig thats how the heiarchy works

"oh umm okay i guess.. what do you want?" "hmmmm nothin much just some stickers" stickers. seriously. this guy is so fuckin childish. "well uhh i dont think they have stickers here but once i leave with my stuff ill go find you some!"

"swag dawg btw i didnt get yo name"
omg he wants my name!!!!!! i mean uhhh "oh its y/n" "yo name ugly asf..." he muttered "what?" "I MEAN UHHH im ovrite.."

"cool!! anyways i guess i should get you those stickers now.."

(btw i forgot to mention but this is supposed to be NOTHING like the year 1869 its literally just all modern day shit with like phones, computers, social apps like instagram but worded differently so uhh yeah just a reminder)

"cool anyways i still need to shop for shi so u go ahead"

"okay!" i do exactly what im told and go ahead and buy my stuff and go to another store to buy more stuff

i didnt know which stickers ovrite wanted but by looking at his shirt it had a metal band on it so ill buy him music stickers!!

*random text message sound*

----- ironicMetalhead [IM] Began trolling goldenAgitator [GA]  -----

IM: yo yo its ovrite i just wanted to tell u what stickers to get

GA: how the fuck did you find my trollian handle

IM: i got my ways mf
IM: anyways i need u to get some (insert different types of stickers here cuz i dont feel like typing it out) stickers kay?

GA: uhh okay thanks

----- goldenAgitator [GA] Ceased trolling ironicMetalhead [IM]  -----

so he wants those... okay!!!

i bought the stickers he wanted but now i dont know where he is! do i just go home orr

*message sound*

----- ironicMetalhead [IM] Began trolling goldenAgitator [GA]  -----

IM: yo i jus forgor that u were gettin me those stickers and then i went back to my hive

GA: sooo do i just go to your hive then?

IM: nah fam im comin to urs so just drive back on home

GA: okaay just so you know it took 3 hours to get to the store so its gonna take another 3 hours to get back home

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IM: OKAY THATS ENOUGH OF THAT ILL JUST GO BACK TO THE STORE SO JUST STAY THERE!!!!!!!!!

----- ironicMetalhead [IM] Ceased trolling goldenAgitator [GA]  -----

hm

i guess ill just wait here then

after like 5 minutes ovrite showed up!!!

"yo im here gimmie dem stickers"

i hand over the bag of stickers and then he looks inside presumably to see if theyre the right ones

"yooo!!!!! you got more than i thought!!!!!!! shiiii i wasnt expectin a low blood to get so much for me"

"well i wouldve died if i didnt get you them so!!"

"oh yeah"

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"anyways u wanna do sum drugs?"

"WHAT"

"NOTHING ANYWAYS I GTG BYE"

ovrite runs off to somewhere idk but hes gone now

"hm.         what a nice guy!!"

okay end of part one lmk if u want part 2

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