((Authors note: Hello if anyone is wondering, I am currently writing this at 5am after not sleeping all night partly due to the fact that I kept seeing things...Now im just bored))
"Guillermo"
"Yes master?"
"Did you know that I 'Nandor the relentless', have never been to the beach"
"Master, are you just setting this stupid fanfiction up for a beach setting so that people can imagine their favorite ships in bathing suits at the beach?"
"Guillermo...Of course there will be ships at the beach, that is where all the water is! See this is why you don't have a girlfriend"
"Uh master im g--"
"Guillermo I appreciate whatever you are about to say but also...I don't care"
"Yes master"
"Anyways LETS GO TO THE BEACH"
"I don't think they are open at night"
"We have killed people Guillermo"
"And?"
"I think we can handle breaking and entering"
"Master that goes too far..."
AND SO AFTER MUCH CONVINCING...nandor manages to persuade guillermo into sneaking into the beach with him after dark.
"Collin Robison what are you doing here?!?" Nandor gasps as he sees Collin robsion in his speedo.
"Oh well I normally like to go swimming at this time of night"
"You're an energy vampire, why would you go swimming at night?"
"Well I got banned from the beach for skinning dipping...so I figured I'd just do it at night instead. Care to join me ;)"
Guillermo responds by gagging.
Nandor takes gurillmo m=by the arm and whisks him away, "llets fid somwhere m0ore...private"
"Ok master" guriallmo says dreamily
There they stood on the pier. Hoding hands. They looking into eayses
"did I ever tell you about my 87 wives?"
"Shut up and kiss me nandor"
"guierimllomo...youre gay????"
and then they kiss the end
YOU ARE READING
Guillermo x Nandor one shots
FanfictionI'm Writing this because I have worms in my brain I would have written this on AO3 but making an account is too much work so here I am
