it's actually 3am here help
GUYS DONT CALL 1like_h00dies AT 3AM HE WILL CLAP UR BOOTY CHEEKS AND READ ALL HIS WATTPAD STORIES TO U.
HERERS HIS PHONE NUMBER: 690-ayy-yuh (not a real phone number ofc)
WHEN Y CALL HIM HE'LL ANSWER THE PHONE. HE'LL SAY "YO WSG BABYGIRL OR BOY OR IDK"
ANF IF U ANSWE HIS QUESTION CORRECTLY HELL PROBABLY LEAVE U LAONE. BUT IF U DONT HELL CUM FOR UR ASS.
NOW U HAVE TO WAIT CUZ HES CUMMING FOR U SOON SO U HAVE TO DO THE GRIDDY TO STOP HIM OR FORTNITE DANCES IDK.
OH ALSO U NEED SALT AND A LOT U GOTTA COVER URSELF W SALT AND SAY THAT U HAVE LOTS OF LICE. THERES A 69% CHANCE THAT HE'LL BELIEVE U AND THE OTHER IS THAT HEEL WANT U TO DANCE BATTLE HIM.
NOW GREAT UR FUCKED NOW U HAVE TO DANCE BATTLE HIM. JUST DO THE WAP BUT SING THE KIDZ BOP VERSION OF IT AND HE'LL FINALLY LEAVE U ALONE.
