Rick-intervention

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He looked at Rick with an annoyed look.

Morty sighed, rolling his eyes.

Morty: "What do you want, Rick?"

Rick: "Yeh, your social life known as school is done for the day. I gotta *burp* make some trips to receive something I need."

Morty: "Yeah right, Rick, you can do it yourself."

Morty: "I'm going back to school to tell them it's a false alarm."

Rick: "I brainwashed your principal with some nanobots."

Morty: "What?!"

Rick: "He'll be fine just as long as he doesn't get close to an EMP. He's perfectly safe," said Rick, sounding more assured. "Or I could just disintegrate him and restructure his molecules and DNA. Just kidding (maybe not)."

Morty: "Huh, fine. Don't worry, M-Morty."

Rick and Morty went by the garage.

Morty: "I'll tell Uncle Steve and Aunt May you're taking me to a restaurant."

Rick: "Fine by me."

Morty put on his book bag, then his comic book about Iron Rick was shown, and he instantly put it back.

Rick: "You really gonna bring that? It's not that necessary. I don't see a problem with it."

Morty: "Yeah, why not?"

Rick: "It's me, but another me. That asshole's too cocky, especially when it's me."

He then looks way down the block. It was the Stark Tower.


Morty, he may seem awesome, but he might be a huge dick *burp burp*.

Aren't all the Ricks apparently dicks?

Yeah, but at least we all don't have paparazzis all up and in our asses.

He thinks he's so great, changing the world. I could do the same thing. You don't have to be judgmental about it.

You Mortys can be very gullible.

Morty: I can't take y-yoo that seriously.

Did stupid bbbb-brainfuck your curiosity?

Morty: What?

RWhatever, what do you want me to do anyway?

Rick: Just get in the ship, Morty, ask questions later.

Rick uncloaked the ship, which was right next to him.

They flew back to a building with a large lab inside it. Morty looks around, seeing his grandpa's crazy inventions. One of these caught his eyes. It was a spider in a sealed glass box.

Morty: "Hey Rick, umm, what's this spider doing in there?"

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Morty: "Hey Rick, umm, what's this spider doing in there?"

Rick: "For testing and experiments, Morty. It might be the next step in mankind evol—*burp*—ution. Their web is bulletproof, I tested that out. Genetically modified spiders, Morty. They help us get superhuman strength, environmental adaptation. I'm gonna have this sent out to shit on an obnoxious asshole version of me."

Morty: "Oh wow, very fascinating." *Morty keeps tapping the box.*

Rick: "Don't touch it or it will give you—give you poison, AIDS, cancer, inducive coma, glaucoma, and all the possible viruses out there. I'm still working on it. Step away, I don't want you fucking up anything else."

Morty: "Wow, kinda harsh, don't you think?"

Rick: "I can think of a lot of words other than just harsh. Come on, let's go."

Morty looks at at then his hand accidentally pressed the buttons without knowing open the box as they left to go into the spaceships

Morty: "Grandpa will think about it."

Rick: "Coupons for Boob World, Morty? *burp* That's a whole new level of adventure. Let's see if we can squeeze that into our interdimensional itinerary. But remember, Morty, it's all about the thrill of the journey, not just the destination."

Rick: "Alright, Morty, buckle up! We're heading to Boob World, the land of wonders and discounts! Let's see what kind of adventures and surprises await us there. Get ready for a wild ride, Morty!" Rick: "Alright, Morty, here we are—Boob World! The land of wonders and discounts. Keep your eyes peeled for anything unusual...well, more unusual than usual."

Morty: "Geez, Rick, this place is...uh, something else. Are we really here for an adventure or just to ogle at...you know?"

Rick: "Morty, focus! We're here to find the interdimensional crystal hidden somewhere in this park. It's supposed to amplify our portal gun's power. Now, stay sharp and try not to get distracted."

Morty: "Yeah, sure, Rick. Because blending in at Boob World is totally my thing."

Rick: "That's the spirit, Morty! Now, let's split up and cover more ground. I'll take the left side, you take the right. And remember, if you see anything suspicious, don't hesitate to call me."

Morty: "Got it, Rick. Let's get this over with."

Rick: "Alright, Morty, let's move out. And remember, don't touch anything that looks like it could explode or transport you to another dimension."

Morty: "Yeah, yeah, Rick. I'll be careful. Just... try not to blow anything up while I'm gone."

Rick: "No promises, Morty. Now go! Time is of the essence."

Morty heads off to the right side of the park, weaving through the bizarre attractions and eccentric visitors. He keeps his eyes peeled for anything that might resemble the interdimensional crystal.

Morty (thinking to himself): "Why do I always get the weirdest errands? Just find the crystal, Morty. Find the crystal and get out of here."

Meanwhile, Rick is on the left side, using his scanner to detect any unusual energy signatures.

Rick: "Come on, crystal, where are you hiding? Can't be far now..."

Suddenly, Morty spots a suspicious-looking booth with a glowing object inside.

Morty: "Rick! I think I found something! There's this glowing thing in a booth over here. Could it be the crystal?"

Rick: "Stay there, Morty! I'm on my way."

Rick rushes over to Morty's location, dodging various park-goers and attractions along the way.

Rick: "Alright, Morty, show me what you found."

Morty points to the glowing object inside the booth.

Morty: "There it is, Rick. Do you think it's the interdimensional crystal?"

Rick pulls out his scanner and waves it over the glowing object.

Rick: "Bingo! This is it, Morty. The interdimensional crystal. Now, we just need to get it out of here without causing a scene."

Morty: "How are we supposed to do that, Rick? This place is crawling with people."

Rick: "Leave that to me, Morty. I've got a few tricks up my sleeve."

Rick pulls out a small device and presses a button, causing a distraction nearby. As the crowd's attention shifts, Rick quickly grabs the crystal.

Rick: "Got it! Now let's get out of here before anyone notices."

Morty: "Right behind you, Rick!"

The two make their way out of Boob World, crystal in hand, ready for their next adventure.

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