013. || [Headcanons] you suck at names

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[HEADS UP: This isn't related to the story in any way, just like the oneshots and scenarios I made in this book. It's purely made for fun.] 

Hank 

-He keeps trying to correct you but it never works 

-And then he starts to thinks that you're doing it on purpose to annoy him 

-Because of that assumption he almost killed you out of frustration 

-Then Deimos and Sanford had to hold him back so you wouldn't die and later told him you just suck at names  

-He gave up trying to correct you after a while 

-But he still gets annoyed whenever you call him that 

-On a few rare occasions, he might accidentally say mix the names up when trying to correct you 


Y/N: Hey Honk? Where did the gun you gave me go? 

Hank: It's not Hank, it's Honk. 

... 

Hank: Wait no- 


Deimos 

-It doesn't bother him at all 

-Laughs it off 

-Sometimes corrects you, but never really bothers to 

-Actually enjoys having you call him that 

-Would definitely call himself that unironically 


*kicks down door* 

Deimos: Desmos's back! 


Sanford 

-Doesn't really mind it 

-Would correct you on a few occasions but usually doesn't because he understands that you just suck at names 

-Deimos would probably call him that as well to tease him 

-And then he gets an unapproving look from Sanford in return 


Sanford: Dinner's ready! 

Y/N: Thanks Sandfloor! 
 
Deimos: Yea thanks, Sandfloor! 

Sanford: *disapproving look* 


2BDamned 

-Everyone calls him Doc, so it wouldn't be likely for this to happen 

-But in the times you call him by his name instead of Doc, you mess it up 

-Every. Single. Time. 

-He gets annoyed and grumbles whenever you call him that 

-After some time, he understands that you just naturally suck at names, but continues to try and correct you, even if it fails every single time 

-Unlike Hank, he wouldn't mess up, not even once, when he attempts to correct you 


Y/N: Hey 2BFucked? How do you use the microwave? I forgot again. 

2BDamned: It's 2BDamned. How do you fuck up my name so badly... 

2BDamned: Please just stick to Doc... 

Auditor 

-Bro 

-You're his child 

-And you call him by Dad or Father 

-It's impossible 

-But if you weren't his child and called him by his name 

-He'd just correct you at first 

-But then slowly become more and more annoyed at the name 

-And after a while, just like Hank, he'd think you're doing this on purpose just to annoy him 

-But unlike Hank, there's nobody there to stop him 

-So you end up dead because of this lmao 


Tricky

-You're dead before you can even call him anything

-No questions asked

-Have you seen how insane he is

-But in the case where you somehow do survive and call him that

-He'd  correct you the first 3 times

-And then kill you after that 


Sherrif 

-It would kind of bother him 

-But he's too much of a pussy to constantly correct you 

-He'd correct you the first maybe 10 times 

-And then think you're doing this on purpose after that 

-But because your the Auditor's child, he thinks you're strong enough to fuck him up real bad 

-So he just accepts the fact that it's his new name for you 


Y/N: Yo Shrek, I'm gonna go and buy some cheese and slap it on some of your colleagues, is that fine? 

Sherrif: Uh... Yea.. That's fine. 

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7/3/22, 2:45 AM

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