happy late madness day
my brain isn't working enough to make actual writing, so i just used incorrect quotes instead
i was going to post this on madness day but my school decided to give me so much hw that day that it took me 5 hours just to finish it (/srs) and by then i was too tired to use my brain power on anything else
Deimos: I'm the smartest, wisest person in the room.
Sanford: Is your hand stuck in the vending machine?
Deimos: I paid for my Mars Bars, I'm getting my Mars Bars.
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(Y/N): What's a thot?
Agent: A thoughtful person.
*later at the dinner table*
Another Agent: Here's the salt, (Y/N).
(Y/N): Thanks! You're such a thot!
Another Agent: *spits out water*
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(Y/N): Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?
Deimos: You're a hazard to society.
Hank: And a coward. Do twenty.
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Sanford: How petty can you get
Deimos: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
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Hank: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
Hank: *aggresively throws water bottles*
Sanford: Uh... What's up with them?
(Y/N): They're trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
Hank: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU.
Deimos, crying: It's working.
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2BDamned: What's something you guys are better than Deimos at?
Sanford: Mario Kart.
(Y/N): Yeah, video games.
Hank: Emotional vulnerability.
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Deimos: I'm an idiot.
(Y/N):
Sanford:
Hank:
2BDamned:
Deimos:
(Y/N): If you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.
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(Y/N): Nothing in life is free.
YOU ARE READING
WORLD OF MADNESS EXTRAS || MadCom X Child Reader
Fanfictionjust random bullshit (oneshots, scenarios, and headcanons) and some behind the scenes link to the actual book: https://www.wattpad.com/story/275567559-world-of-madness-madcom-x-child-reader __________ Started: 5/23/22, 5:32 PM Ended: N/A
