One-shots of Bapa (DangerForce)

Love Muffins

Request from blizlady

Author's POV
*mans nest*
Brainstorm and Volt: *from the tubes*
Volt: I hate patrol *drops on the floor purposely on her face*
Brainstorm: Don't do that you'll hurt yourself...but I hate it too *drops on his back besides volt*
Mika: Stop being dramatic and get up
Volt: *muffled voice* Dont tell me wat to do *slightly zaps mika*
Mika: Ow! *pouts*
Brainstorm: Oh, I just remembered, I saw something outside
Mika: O-kay?
Brainstorm: One sec. Down the tube
Miles: What's that about?
Volt: *still on the floor* *muffled voice* Dont know, dont care. Its bose, it's probably...weird
B/S: I'm back! It's a package
Mika: Well open it!

Bose opens it and finds a lunchbox. He takes it out and starts smiling
B/S: They're muffins!
Volt: *gets off the floor* oo~ I love muffins. Gimme gimme gimme *takes a bite* mmm. Mmmm, these are good
B/S: For real?
Miles: I dont think you should--
Volt: Here take some
B/S: *takes a bite* *muffled voice* she's right they are good
Volt: *muffled* am I tasting blueberry?
B/S: *muffled* yup
Volt: *spits* blkk
Mika: Ew, why wud u do that?
Volt: I'm allergic to blueberries. Ugh! My insides feel, funny

Chapa sat down
B/S: *muffled* Honestly, I am just fi--

Bose holds his neck and fails to speak. He got choked. Everyone panicked and didnt know how to help him. Mika gets behind him and presses on his chest. It doesn't work. Chapa gives him water, he swallows the food and the water. It works. Miles accidentally hit bose when he teleported. Bose was on the floor half unconscious
Volt: *kneeling beside him* I'm giving him CPR
Mika: Ew, why?
Volt: HE'S UNCONSCIOUS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!
Mika: OKAY OKAY!
Volt: *gives him CPR*
B/S: *wakes up* what happened?
Mika: U choked. Then miles hit you
B/S: Oh *stands up* I want it again *takes a bite*
Both girls: *disappointed*
Miles: *Teleports* cudnt find-- oh, ur okay
B/S: *muffled* what?
Volt: *dreamily* has bose always been this...pretty?
Twins: I'm sorry what?
B/S: *swallows* I am so confused
Volt: *stands up* aw, ur so cute wen ur confused *twirls Bose's luscious locks*
B/S: I don't know whether to be happy or scared
Twins: I think scared *scared*
B/S:...I think...happy *dreamy like* I love your eyes chapa. They're so pretty
Volt: *giggles* they're not as pretty as you
B/S: *smiles* yes they are
Volt: No they're not
B/S: Yes they are
Volt: No theyre not
B/S: *dreamily* I can stare in them all day
Volt: *dreamily* please do
Twins: Ray! Schworz! *scared*
Ray and Schworz: Wats happening
Twins: That's happening! *points at bose and chapa*
B/S: *giggles* you're so cute
Volt: *giggles and blushes* no you are
B/S: No you are
Volt: No you are
Ray: Wat the heck?
Schworz: Aww young love
Ray: No one is allowed to have "young love" in this place apart from me
Miles: Dude, that was back in the 80s when you were atleast 21
Ray: I wasn't 21 in the 80s! And that's besides the point, what happened to bose and chapa? My mean, heartless chapa...who did this to her?
Twins: We dont know!
Schworz: Wat was the last thing that happened?
Mika: Bose and chapa went on patrol and then bose said he saw something so he went to go pick it up and brought back a box, which inside was a bunch of muffins, which they ate and chapa sput it out and said her insides feel funny and then bose choked and miles hit him, so he went unconscious and chapa gave him CPR and then she said gross stuff about bose and then bose said gross stuff about chapa and now this! *catching her breath*
Ray: Muffins? *looks at schworz*
Schworz: This can only mean one thing
Tube sound
Gwen: I'm baaaack
Ray and Schworz: Gwen!
Gwen: I know my name *evily smiles*
Ray: What did you do to my babies?
Gwen: I did wat I do best, made them in love

Everyone turned to look at bose and chapa who were seated on the couch making googly eyes with each other
Volt: If she did this to you, *hold his hand* will u love her?
B/S: Nop
Volt: Even if she did this too? *strokes his hair*
B/S: No
Volt: Or this? *kisses his cheek*
B/S: Never. And I'd tell her, *smirks* I love someone else
Volt: Oh *smiles* do I know her?
B/S: *smiles* Not at all
Volt: Tell me about her *plays with Bose's hands*
B/S: Shes hot, independent, drop dead gorgeous, intelligent (still talking)
Volt: *blushing*
Ray: *disgusted* Okay someone stop that
Gwen: Aw why? Its young love
Schworz: See?!
Ray: Shut ur mouth Schworz, shut ur dirty little mouth!
Schworz: What did I do?
Ray: Mika, miles, get those two away from each other. Schworz, fix them and I...will take care of Gwen