One-shots of Bapa (DangerForce)

The Plan

The mans nest
All kids were sitted on the couch watching wat was supposed to be a horror movie. They all had blankets according to their main colours. Bose was scared and hid under his blanket
Girl: M-mom?...are you h-here?
Bose: *scared* She's walking in the closet isnt she?
Chapa: Ofcourse she's walking in the closet
Girl: AHHHHH!
Bose: NOOOO!
Others: SHHHHH!
Ray: Everybody listen up! *lazers the tv*
Kids: WHY?!
Bose: Thank you!
Ray: Quit ur whining and listen

They all stood up, chapa taking her popcorn, miles drinking his soda and all out of the blankets
Mika: This better be worth it ray
Ray: I...got a date and need u guys' help
Chapa: *zaps ray* That's why you stopped us from watching?!
Bose: Again I say, thank you
Chapa: [to bose] You be quiet
Bose: *scared*
Ray: Okay fine I'm sorry or watever just dont help if u dont want to
Chapa: *rolls eyes*
Mika: So tell us about this mom
Ray: She's actually not a mom

Chapa dropped her popcorn, miles spilt his soda, mika's mouth was open wide and bose was scared and shoked at the same time
Bose: This has never happened before. Am I in an alternate universe?! *shakes chapa*
Chapa: *stops him* relax I'm sure theres a reasonable explanation for this
Miles: Yeah
Ray: Well, I saw this lady and I thought she was a mom, which I'm into. And she thought I was dad, which she is into
Chapa: *rolls eyes*
Ray: We talked and turns out we were both wrong but I thought she was pretty cool
Chapa: Ykk
Ray: She thought the same and we chatted for a while longer. Turns out we enjoy each other's company
Chapa: Blkk!
Ray: And now we have a date Saturday night
Chapa: EW!
Mika: That is so sweet ray. U finally found love
Miles: *pumps his fists in the air*
Woowoo!
Ray: Yeah yeah watever just hurry and help me. The date's on Saturday night which is tomorrow night so...
Chapa: Oh my god STOP! I cant take these love things *disgusted*
Mika: What's ur problem?
Chapa: Love's my problem. Its disgusting and time wasting. Its filled with gross emotions and I hate it
Mika: Its not like you dont love anyone
Chapa: I dont
Miles: What about Bose?
Chapa: Why is he the first person u ask about?
Mika: What about your family?
Chapa: Its not love
Bose: Not even ur sister?
Chapa: Not at all
Miles: Now I know u do love her. That's wat they all say about sisters
Mika: *raises an eyebrow with a smirk*
Miles: Dont think about that too much
Bose: Back to the point, Chapa doesn't love?!
Chapa: Nop

She snatches an apple from a bowl and heads for the doors and tries to leave but she was stopped
Mika: I bet I can crack you *smirks*
Chapa: *turns around* Ur a sweet piece of cake but ah, I'm not--
Mika: I didnt mean it like that! I meant, I can make you love someone again
Chapa: Well that would be a waste of time cause I have never and will never "love" someone!
Mika: So uve never had a boyfriend?
Chapa: Never
Mika: Not even a crush?
Chapa: *scoffs* No
Chapa: Like I told you before, you're wasting ur time. I've never had a boyfriend nor a crush, and I'm not planning on wanting to have one anytime soon so knock. It. Off!
Mika:...fine *raises her hands in deffence* I'm done
Chapa: Good! Now I have other IMPORTANT things to attend to so *bites ger apple* Bye *leaves*
Mika: I am SO getting her to fall in love
Bose: I dont that's a good idea mika. I mean, she seemed pretty serious about it
Miles: Yeah, matters of the heart are not to be messed with
Mika: Who cares? I know I dont. Now if you'd excuse me, I have a person to make fall in love
Ray: *scoffs* You're not gonna manage
Mika: Excuse me?
Ray: Quite excused
Mika: *rolls eyes*
Ray: I'm just saying chapa, the most violent and heartless person in danger force, will NOT love, period
Miles: I'm with mika on this one, she CAN love. Anyone can
Schworz: Chapa can't
All: AHHHH!

Schworz appeared from the ceiling
Mika: She cant, true. Not unless u have someone charming and dazzling enough to change her mind. Someone handsome, flattering and knows how to catch the attention of ladies
Ray: Mika, you know I already have a date
Mika: Not you! I'm talking about--
Miles: I always knew my good looks would help us one day
Mika: Its not you either! I'm talking about bose!
Bose: Oh no no no no no, I can't. Chapa doesnt want this so I'm gonna respect her wishes and theres NOTHING you can do to make me change my mind