One-shots of Bapa (DangerForce)

Incorrect Quotes

A/n: I'm just trying for trying and also because I was inspired/ some popped up in my head

Chapa: If I died, what would you do?
Bose: I know it's not much but I'd have Schworz invent something to bring you back. And if that doesn't work, I'd join you in the grave. Because life without you isnt worth living at all
Chapa: Oh...well now I feel bad
Bose: Why?
Chapa: Because if you died, I'd hunt down the person that killed you and slowly torture them and until they're nothing but broken bones on the chair
Bose:...remind me again why you feel bad?

*******
Bose: What's your type of "dream" boy?
Chapa: Brunette hair, brown eyes, oblivious, acts dumb sometimes...
Bose: That's funny, that sounds alot like me
Bose: Too bad we're only friends
Chapa: Did I mention oblivious?

*******
Chapa: I had a wet dream about you last night
Bose: (slicks his hair back and smiles) Really? What happened?
Chapa: You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing at you
Bose:...why do you have to be this way?

*******
Chapa: (deep in thoughts)
Mika: Hey Chapa, what's up?
Chapa: I took your advice yesterday and tried telling Bose about my feelings for him by giving him a cake that said, "I love you"
Mika: Really? How did it go?
Chapa: He looked at it and said, "Aww, I love you too cake"

*******
Bose: What's your favourite colour? I like blue. Do you like blue? I always wear blue. I also like red. You always wear red. And your hair is red. But I love purple. It's like you and me mixed together. What do you think?
Chapa: I think, you're annoying
Bose: But you love me
Chapa: That doesn't make you any less annoying

*******
Bose: If I get a dollar everytime I think about you, I'd have one dollar
Chapa:...
Bose: Because you never leave my mind
Chapa: Thats...actually a good one. It could even be the best one

*******
Chapa: God, I'm ugly
Bose: I'm pregnant
Chapa: What?! But you cant!
Bose: I thought we were saying things that are impossible

*******
Miles: You're staring at Bose again
Chapa: No I'm not, shut up!
Miles: Yeah, you're right. I mean, what could you possibly see in him anyway?
Chapa: Are you kidding me?! Bose is cute and handsome! His kind, and caring and loving! And way better than you! He also-- wait...I cant believe I just fell for that

*******
Chapa: Remind me again why I'm wearing your watch
Bose: Because, nothing bad will happen to you under my watch
Chapa:...

*******
Mika: You two actually broke the bed?
Chapa: Yup
Miles: I don't even want to THINK about what you were doing
Chapa and Bose: *exchange looks*

Bose: I bet I can jump higher than you
Chapa: You're on!

Chapa and Bose: *smiles*

*******
Chapa: Bose you're late. Again
Bose: I'm sorry, my alarm didn't go off
Chapa: Then buy a new one
Bose: Oh it works perfectly fine, I just didn't set it
Chapa:...

*******
Schworz: Would you kick your crush for a million dollars?
Mika: I mean, I'd buy alot with that kind of bank
Miles: Love is not to be insulted
Bose: Never! Nothing is worth my crush's pain
Chapa: *scoffs* I'd kick Bose for free. Multiple times even
All: *looking at Chapa*
Chapa: *blushing* D-Don't think about that too much

*******
Chapa: I do NOT have a hard time admitting my feelings!
Bose: You just punched me in my stomach for trying to kiss you
Chapa: Well I didn't know what you were doing. If you had just told me--
Bose: I'm your boyfriend!

*******
Bose: Why are you so happy?
Chapa: I'm having a date with the love of my life
Bose: That's nice. When?
Chapa: It depends. When are you free?
Bose: On Satur-- wait...

*******
Bose: We've been dating for 3-- no 4 months. Wait I think its 6--
Chapa: 2 months and he's already forgotten when we started dating
Bose: Its not my fault. In my head, you've been my wife for 8 years now
Chapa: You're sweet
Mika: That's creepy
Miles: And sad
Chapa: Its cute

And now I've run out...oh well, hope you liked them