kurt and jacob have been married five years now and they are so so happy. Mister Ser died, and the homophobic taxi driver is incarcerated for murder. Jenna, Nate and Sebastion Balls are all dead. Danny continued to officiate weddings and is now an ordained preist. drew and dean are very happy. Whoopi Goldberg and Adam Sandler are still good friends with the happy couple, and after meeting at the wedding ceremony, fell in love. Barbie is still super aggressive and has decided to take out her anger in weekly martial art classes, which sometimes the whole gang will attend. sometimes they go to her competitions too. Kurtis and jacob got a dog named Pillow who is a super aggresive pitbull rotweiler cross and it ate Pauly Shore alive. finally, mario and luigi came all the way from italy to congratulate them, and to strike a deal...
"Look, boys, we've been on this for, what, hundred years now?" mario guesses. he always was the dumb brother and it was not surprisning tat he wayyy ofverestimated.
"point is, we are old. we would love to sit back and relax, so we are offering that oyu replace us as the new mario brothers!"
"what no." jacob declines. "we are in love dummy. incest is not cool."
"true true." luigi agrees. "do you know anyone who could replace us then?"
"i think i know a guy..." kurtis says...
find out who in the next fic! this is the end hope ou enjoyed!
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kurtis conner x jacob andrew sharpe
Fanfictioniconic vine star kurtis conner is distraut after his love jenna has left him. his friends are there to comfort him becaue jacob has been through a simlar experience when his wife Eilish was sentecned to death but will it go too far?
