Daniel Danny Gonzalez stood under a beautiful wedding arch. he was to officiate the matrimony. first, drew gooden walked down the isle. he was the ring bearer, so he held a little cushion with two golden rings on them. Next was dean, the flower girl. He happily skipped down the isle, throwing petals into the air. Jarvis Johnson the best man made his way up the isle, smiling. the bridesmaids were next: Whoopi Goldberg, Adman Sandler, and of course, pauly Shore.
"skadee skadee skadee!" he said as he walked up the isle.
The maid of honor came. Barbara Millicent roberts, better known as barbie.
Finally, kurtis and jacob walked up the isle, looking smart in their tuxedos.
"Kurtis, do you take jacob as you husband?" Danny askeds.
"i do."
"Jacob?"
"of course i do!"
"You may kiss."
They kiss, and everyone cheers. But everyone gasps when Kurtis is hit in the head by a bunch of tennis balls! He looks to se three people storming in...
"Jenna?" He exclaims. "who is that behind you?"
"Kurtis, that's..." Jacob tries to warn his husband, but it is too late. Jenna screams.
"we object! that's right, boys. all three of us: me (Jenna), Nate Garner and Sebastian Bails!"
Gasp! hwat!
"I still love you Kurt. don't marry him, marry me." Jenna yells.
"i dont want you two to marry. you cant hate on me and my bae then go and get married! you havent even taken any horny goat weed!"
"and ME!" sebastian intevenes. "you tell me to donate some money, but yet you spend thousands on an elobarate WHITE wedding? couldn't even make it tan? god, you are such hypocrites!"
suddenly barbie rips off her dress and runs towards them.
"i may be a princess, but im so much more than that! dont worry guys i got this!" she starts beating them up.
"Jenna you broke his heart! Nate you suck! and sebastian, go suck your own BALLSL!"
they all die. everyone applauds her.
"now lest get on with the wedding!"
to be continued.
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kurtis conner x jacob andrew sharpe
Fanfictioniconic vine star kurtis conner is distraut after his love jenna has left him. his friends are there to comfort him becaue jacob has been through a simlar experience when his wife Eilish was sentecned to death but will it go too far?
