Wouldn't it be crazy if I just Isekaied us to One Piece?

CHAPTER 6

And here we have Sam our amazing unkillable bitch of the century (o^^o)

You walk over to Killer, who is just standing there now, not doing anything. Is he even breathing? You can barely tell.

Nat: You doing ok big guy? I can't hear your breathing.

Killer: I- I'm fine, just a bit stunned.

Nat: About what?

Killer: Do I need to answer that? I thought it was self-explanatory.

Nat: I get the shirt but what about me in it gets you? I need more detail.

Killer: You really want me to answer that?

Nat: Fine, fine. I'll stop teasing and get some clothes on. I'm keeping the shirt, though.

As you walk off to get the rest of your clothes on, you could feel some eyes on you. Staring at you. But you ignored it and went to change to see what the island had to offer. Once you were finished, you headed back out on the deck and saw Sam running around and pushing a bunch of the minor crewmen outta the way.

Nat: Sam, are you okay?

Sam: Omg, I have been waiting for you! What took you so long?

Nat: You never wait for me... What are you planning here?

Sam: Fine, Caitlyn already left the ship, so I didn't want to go on an island without someone.

Random crewman: Oh darling, you can take me with you if you feel scared~

You looked at the man trying to flirt with Sam, but she sighed instead.

Sam: I will fucking throw you.

Random crewman: Oh~ I would love to see how a woman like you could hurt, let alone throw a strong and superior man like me~

At that point, you felt two people next to you looking at Sam and the crewman bickering back and forth. You look over to see Kid and Killer enjoying this mini fight. Kid was enjoying it more than anything.

Sam: Hey Nat!

Nat: Huh?

Sam: Can I kill this bastard? He's on thin ice. I only have three layers of ice, and he's on the last one.

Crewman: Oh really~ what shattered the other two, my love~

Sam: Imma fucking lose it. Ok, you son of a bitch, if you wanna know so badly. Sure I'll tell you!

Crewman: Now we shall never keep secrets from each other, darling~

You could see the expression on Sam's face, and you could tell that if this man talked any longer, he wouldn't just be thrown; he would be impaled.

Sam: Ok, one, you interrupted me when I was trying to teach the smiling redheaded bitch Norwegian!

Kid: HEY!

Sam: Ignoring that. Two, you told me to shut the hell up. Kinda fucking of rude if you ask me.

Crewman: Oh, love, you don't get it do you?

Sam: Don't get what, you bastard?

Crewman: I have been trying to get your attention for the longest time just to get closer to you~

You cringe. The man's face was tinted with blush, and you saw Sam's face light up. Not agreeing with the man who just confessed to her. But it lit up because she was going to kill the man right there and then. She would probably throw him overboard. You looked beside you, and the two dumbasses were glued to them, watching like toddlers glued to a screen.