this is a jokefic/shitfic that you all asked for
literally do not read this unless you want a laugh /hj
the plot is michael tries to fly with fireworks and it doesnt work out
be ready for terrible writing
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It is a warm weird fucking day in the middle of winter. Michael is at the shops. Tori is questioning her entire existence and wondering where the fuck Michael went. He has been gone for 2 hours.
Tori decides to text Michael to question why the fuck he has been gone for 2 hours when he said he was going to the grocery store to get milk.
T: Where the fuck are you
M: I cannot talk right now m
T: What the fuck are you doing?
T: Michael?
M: BehiwhshwjshjsznjajsjaisjwjzbajzvajVshanzvsyajzg
M: QAjdivwhzhshsjajsnejzkwkhdjqbzvanzjhanabsjsba
T: What the fuck
T: Are you okay
M: I droped my ojoen
T: Oh
M: I have a banana
M: I have to go bye
M: If I die tell our dog I love him
T: Okay
Tori puts down her phone and emoly screams. She gets on all fours and starts yelling like a fucking demon.
There is a knock at the door. She crawls over and opens the door and gets ready to scream at whoever it is. It is probably Charlie. Tori hates charlie and wishes he was never born. She thinks he is the worst.
When she opens teh door it is mUch to her surprise. It is her uwu baby gay pansexual cute pretty handsome boyfriend Michael. She screams at him and he kicks her in the face.
Tori gets back on her feet and starts chasing after Michael. Michael ducktapes fireworks all over the wall and then one on his back.
T: What the fuck are you doing Michael
M: *Stares at her*
T: What?
M: I am going to fly
T: What the fuck
T: Where did you get the fireworks
T: I have so many questions
M: I have no time to answer them.
Michael lights the fireworks and all of a sudden the loudest noise ever goes off. Between firealarms and firewoeks.
Tori stands there foe a moment beforw getting back on all fours and running out of the house and down the street and into random buildings.
Michael did not fly. He tried. And he somehow survived. That rhymed.
When Michael gets out of the dust of his house he is alive with no issues because he is an uwu cute handsome gay pansexial boy immortal demon angle godmother godfather god jesus lord John Lennon Harry Styles Billie Eilish Elon Musk Katey Perry Taylor Swift Radiohead Pillsbury Walmart Target Grochery Store dad. He goes and finds Tori.
Tori and Michael kiss and suddenly their house is together and they lice a big happy lice. With lice in their hair. The end.
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