I just want you all to know this wattpad is very much a joke so please do not feel concerned for my mental state (not that your here thinking this story is serious)🤍have a great day.
After destroying the whole earth , I bought (or , rather stole) Vecna and I a spaceship to go to Mars. We were already landed the spaceship on Mars and have built our house. We make food and shit too, and drink pee that we heat over a pot. Anyway I'll spare the boring shit and cut to what you're here for. So anyway Vecna was sitting on the counter this time when I came into the new shack and he didn't even bother with lingerie this time . We got straight to the business. I stuck my green disco stick into Vecna and we started going at it like there was no tomorrow. "I LOVE YOU CHERYL!" I screamed Vecnas true name. "I LOVE YOU TOO BILLY!" Vecna screamed back. I paused "WHAT DID U CALL ME!" Vecna froze "I called you Shrek" I shook my head "no, you called me Bill" "Billy" I heard Vecna whisper "What?" I questioned "His name is Billy" He answered "And who is Billy?" I scrunched my face. "HE IS MY TRUE LOVE!" Vecna started screaming and running around the shack with high knees. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?" Vecna paused "IM NOT INLOVE WITH YOU, AND I NEVER WAS! IM INLOVE WITH BILLY!" I started screaming and started to float. "GET VECNUSSIED!" Vecna screamed . Vecna smiled and I let my hand snap in the wrong direction . "SHUSH!" And then I blast out my spiced green goo out and screamed. "DIE YOU TRAITOR!" I heard Vecna screech and then he disappeared. He popped up behind me and I blast more green goo at him. It splashed in his face and killed him instantly , he fell in a pile of vecnussy on the floor. I smiled and then started doing the goggle wiggle dance, I wiggled my bum left and right and flapped my arms out at my sides. Then I started to blast V*gina by Cupcake (I'm very aware that's not how u spell it) .It was the end of the world, but hey at least I had my shack.
