THE RETURN OF THE VECNUSSY

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Buckle in babes because it's about to get wild🤍 Idk why I just typed that but here we go.

Ok to be fair I was starting to get melancholy without my Veccy Wecky. As I was sitting on my new bed in my new shack on this new planet called Uranus smoking weed I had a thought "Why not try bring my true love Veccy wecky back?" I didn't know how but I was going to somehow.
Just then out of the corner of my eye I saw a glowing light, I turned and what I saw shocked me . It was Will Mother Fucking Byers in all his bowl cut glory with angel wings and a white robe. "I know what u want Shrek" he said in the most devious voice, I smiled "You do?" I beamed "I do" he replied "Ok so here's the thing right, I'm gay asf but have never really had smexy times so if you a greee to have sex with me I'll bring back ur oh so precious Veccy Weccy" He shrugged as if the offer was nothing "YOU CAN DO THAT? YOU CAN BRING BACK MY PRECIOUS SCRUMPTIOUS VECCY WECCY POO SHERYL?!?!?" I screamed and started dancing again. "Yes ofc I can bestie, now get on the table and be the good shrek that you are" his tone turned stern. "Yes Master Will" I obeyed his orders.
Without warning he slammed his 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 inch dinga linga long in my tight donut hole (I'm sorry ur never gonna see donuts the same but it has to happen) .
"OH YES DADDY" I screamed. "OOOO YOU FEEL JUST LIKE HOW I IMAGINED MIKEY BOO TO FEEL" he screamed. "OH YES MIKEE, I LOVE YOU MIKEYY" he sounded sad for some reason so I asked "BITCH ARE YOU CRYING RN?" I scrunched my face and outed my lips " YES" and then he came, or tho I think he did , see I'm not too sure because I was too busy gawking at the doorway because there stood my "VECCY WECCY BOOOOOO!" I screamed and came. When I was done spewing my green goo everywhere I ran to Veccy Weccy and jumped into his slimey arms "I MISSED YOU SO MUCH" I screeched. "I MISSED YOU TOO SHRREKY POO" He said back.
After Vecna and I's are embrace I turned around "How can I ever thank you enou- Where the fuck did he go?" I asked when I didn't see Will anywhere "Where did who go?" Vecna asked "No one dw about it".

Fear not my friends this is not the end. 🤍 Also should I write another weird story like this with two different characters. Obviously I'd still continue this one regularly. But if I should write another one aswell plz give me suggestions.Ik there's not many ppl reading this btw but for the ppl that r here hello.

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