I was sitting on my swamp log when I heard this weird ass sound coming from my shack. I walked towards it and opened the door, sitting on my slimey bed was Vecna in his Vecniest of lingeries . It was yellow with green and red lace. Vecna crooked a finger at me and smirked. I got on all fours and crawled towards him, he put his finger under my chin and lifted me up to eye level. "Get on the bed" he growled. I did as he told me and without a warning he slammed into my slimey green cave. I screamed out in pleasure, he started pumping into me at the speed of lightning, the shack around us broke. "YESS VECCY WECCY HARDERRR!". Through my tears I saw donkey and Fiona in the woods hitting it hard against a tree. "YESS DONKEY STICK THAT DINGA LINGG UP MY HOO HA!" Fiona screamed. Vecna smacked my bald head and will that I spewed my slime everywhere. Vecna went blind from the force of the spray and I broke down twenty villages and killed millions of people, Fiona and Donkey died too. Vecna started screaming "OMG SHREKKY BOO THAT WAS THE BEST SEX I'VE EVER HADDD!" I smiled and continued to spew my slime everywhere. In the end the world was covered in my green slime and Vecna was blind . I sadly had to move to Mars because of the amount of damage I caused. And I brought Vecna with me so we could start a family Mars.
