Josh from Australia has a job and drives a honda and made a friend named Kris who drives a kia, Kris made a friend named Xavier who's going to rewatch boruto, Xavier went to Josh and said "RAITO BOZO EX DEE" Josh got so mad he started playing water cycle song
Next thing we know, Xavier is secretly an asshole that drives a ford.. One day Josh decides to make a thirst trap on tiktok because he needed money, kris saw it and got so mad, he stole josh's honda. a police named Wendy who drived a telsa went to arrest kris for stealing josh's car, Xavier saw Wendy and he fell inlove so he asked, "whats ur number" Josh punched Xavier in the face and said "IM DATING WENDY YOU MOTHERFUCKING FUCKER FUCK FOCK" suddenly Vicki who drives a Lamborghini saw Xavier and said "Im gonna spoil boruto." "NO.. NO PLEASE ILL DO ANYTHING!!" xavier begged, "This is revenge." Vicky Chuckled, "Oh wait i have a better idea, josh and xavier have a dance battle, if xavier wins i wont spoil boruto and if josh wins ill spoil boruto" Josh and Xavier agreed and they had an intense dance battle, they danced to "baby" by justin beiber, They were crying inside, Timdave saw what was going on and didnt give a fuck and continued playing robox with his roblox girlfriend, the roblox girlfriend doesn't know that timdave is secretly dating craig and they drive a range rover then suddenly Tony crashed their range rover and said "Tony", he didn't apologize "He looks familiar, he looks like a professional gay" Craig said, After all of that chaos, Josh saw a Rock and a Bee about to kiss, "OH MY GOD!!! ROCK X BEE!! ROBEE CANON!!" "Wait a minute is that you... Twin brother?!?!" Jo ran to Josh and hugged him "ITS BEEN SO LONG BROTHER, HOW ARE YOU?!?!" I am doing great! I have a business where i scam people with free mints!" "THATS SO COOL!!!"
Jo stepped back and sighed "I brought someone you may remember, Josh"
Brenda Admin, Josh's 1st grade teacher walked over and smiled at Josh. "Long time no see, Josh." Josh ran up to her and hugged her "I missed you so much........" Josh started screaming, showing that he is excited.
Brenda frowned and confessed, "Josh......... I turned homophone. I'm sorry you had to find out this way but....." Brenda ran away with tears filling her eyes. Jo started to cry out, "I SAW CRAIG CHEAT ON TIMDAVE WITH KRIS.." Josh gasped and exclaimed, "WHAT!!!!!"
Jo frowned and nodded, "Kris was so hurt when he found out.."
Suddenly, Brenda Admin hurried back and screamed at them. "I HATE GAY PEOPLE!!! I'M VERY HOMOPHONE!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Brenda screamed so loud that the cinnamon roll exploded and everyone was homophone. Timdave goes to Craig's R studio amd grabs a match
"You.... You cheated on me.. Craig.. THIS IS REVENGE." Timdave burns Craig's R studio, he laughed while watching it burn
Then, all of a sudden, comes Jimmy from the shadows. He had packed everything and traveled to Australia to face the one and only, Josh. He was ready. He made his bathroom aesthetic, he owned "The Letter tree" (Aka, the source of The Q). Josh was quaking in is boots, but they stared at each other for a while. Josh was afraid to face Jimmy, but there was only one choice.
Odd enough, Samantha just teleported from thin air and said "Happy Easter!!!" she threw sour patch kids EVERYWHERE. Jimmy stopped being vengeful and smiled very cutely.
"Josh, let's be friends." Josh agreed and everyone became friends.
Maybe Craig will have a comeback, who knows. Find out next time, on Josh LORE.
The next day, Josh and Wendy woke up to Craig standing at the edge of their bed, he was furious. He then threatened, "I will summon Dr. Jerry. Do not test me."
Wendy stood up and questioned him, "Who the fuck is Dr. Jerry??"
Wendy slapped the shit out of Craig and threw him out the window. Craig then cried to "Sorry" by Justin Bieber in Josh and Wendy's backyard.
Crystal had broken up with Kris. She was so upset with him. Then her and Samantha had met, they bonded through talking abou buno at Boondocks. They became best friends. One day, Samantha had fallen for Crystal.
"Crystal... ever since we talked abou buno at Boondocks, I always felt a connection with you. I love you, Crystal.."
Crystal blushed and smiled at Samantha "I feel the same way." they hugged and talked abou buno for hours.
"hey crystal, w-wanna go to michael jacksok's concert? It will be our first date" Crystal jumps up and down in excitement "OMG YES!1?1$2@1$1@@1" Samantha and Crystal was so happy and not hurt
Kris was walking down the street when he noticed... HIS LONG LOST TWIN, CHRIS!!!
Kris ran up to Chris and exclaimed, "BROTHER!! OH MY GOD!! IT'S BEEN SO LONG!!! I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE THE CHRISTMAS OF 1269!!!!"
Chris hugged Kris in excitement. They caught up on their adventures and went to McAdam's Farm to get their favorite, goat cheese. Xavier was still sad about Vicky Breaking up with him, so he decided to download roblox to find some hot babes, some days later he finally got a girlfriend and her name was amelia, they were happy until lissy came. Lissy ruined their relationship, Xavier turned depression void and asked her "LISSY?! WHY..?!" Lissy chuckled and said "I'm one of your exes, Sprint." Xavier was so fucking flabbergasted that he uninstalled roblox and yeet himself off a cliff. Mr. Tok was sick... he had this disease called "lost my virginity" and he needed to go to Dr. Jerry for help. Dr. Jerry told Mr. Tok that he may have tasted PUSSY!!! Mr. Tok was terrified of this information. He can't believe he tasted pussy.
"Dr. Jerry, have you tasted pussy?"
"No, Mr. Tok, I've never caught I lost my virginity."
Mr. Tok went home and was quite sad that he tasted pussy
Josh x Wendy (The beginning of everything)
While Josh was cleaning the attic, he found an old picture of him and wendy when they were younger, he called wendy and showed her the picture. "O-oh my gosh! our old pic..." Wendy and Josh was so happy and healthy, Josh was getting flashbacks on how it all started.
Flashback
Josh made a thirst trap on tiktok, suddenly wendy sees it and she went feral and commented a lot of times, she liked all of his videos and followed him, Josh saw her account and he fell inlove. Josh messaged Wendy and they became friends, then best friends, then lovers. They decided to meet up at Eat chair street. Josh and Wendy was so happy and not hurt, for their first date they decided to go to Michael Jacksok's and Mike Jardine's Concert. "I'll buy the tickets!" Josh said, "Really?! Thanks!" Wendy jumps up and down in excitement. Then they went to the concert, it was very watermelon, But then something unexpected happened.. Mike Jardine confesses to Michael Jacksok. Everyone was in shock. "Michael Jacksok, will you be my boyfriend.." everyone in the concert said "SAY YES!!!!!" michael Jacksok blushed and said yes, everyone was screaming and celebrating, "This is the best date ever" Wendy said.
End of flashback
Josh's phone started ringing so he answered it, it was his brother Jo.
"Brother? Do you need anything?" Josh asked.
Jo was panicking. "Ich habe versehentlich die Tastatur von jemandem auf Deutsch umgestellt, während ich ihn gehackt habe. Bitte helfen Sie, was ich tun kann?!?!"
Josh was shocked, "bruder.. What the crap"
Jo said "I gotta go scam more people thanks for the help" Jo ended the call. "That was weird!"
Josh looked outside and saw two people fighting, It's Brock and Tony fighting over Tony with an i.
Brock sang One thing by One Direction and Tony surrendered, Tony with an i blushed and fell inlove with brock. Tony ran away and became depression void, Brock went to Tony with an i and said, "Tony with an i.... I-i'm a mlbb pro.." Tony with an i was so shocked and surprised, and they lived happily ever after.
Josh got added to a random gc with Vrabel G. Witchy who luvs goats. Josh was so confused and asked why did they add him. Vrabel replied, "Would you" Josh was still confused "What do you mean would you???" Vrabel got so mad "WOULD YOU?!?!?!" Josh tries to leave the gc but he can't, Vrabel threatened him "if you would not then i am going to hurt you in 2 minutes and 16 seconds." 5 randomly teleports to the gc and says "NO!!!! DON'T HURT THE MAN!!!!" vrabel gets so sad and says sorry to Josh and leaves the gc, Josh says thank you to 5 for saving him. "Thanks!" "You're welcome josh!" and they became best friends
