chapter ocho and a half

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turns out it's not the end for the couple

shreks pov

after i ate that nasty ass bread i fainted or something lol.

i woke up to a hot woman pushing my chest down

weirdo.

"ur so hot mommy marry me" i said to the woman

"girl what im not a woman" the person said

"wdym hottie"

it turns out the person was...

lord farquad 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

"you know what i dont want to live anymore actually" i said and i just like pulled the plug

the real end?

(someone be my wattpad friend pls i would like friends)

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