turns out it's not the end for the couple
shreks pov
after i ate that nasty ass bread i fainted or something lol.
i woke up to a hot woman pushing my chest down
weirdo.
"ur so hot mommy marry me" i said to the woman
"girl what im not a woman" the person said
"wdym hottie"
it turns out the person was...
lord farquad 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
"you know what i dont want to live anymore actually" i said and i just like pulled the plug
the real end?
(someone be my wattpad friend pls i would like friends)