shreks pov
i walked into the new vegan shop that opened downtown
because why not
i am there now
vegan teachers pov
i heared the door open to my new shop where i sell vegan food bc eating animals is wrong
a beautiful green ogre walked in
he is very handsome
shreks pov
the cashier is very pretty i am going to talk to her rn
"how r u" i ask
"better now that ur here" she says
smooth mf.
"ok" i say "u wanna go on a date pls"
"ofc" she says
"whats ur name" i say
"karen or the vegan teacher hbu"
"shrek"
"hot" she says
i am v excited for da date
(hope u enjoyed lol)
