The interivew... \Chapter 1/

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Summary
Raccoon Red is an awesome vigilante protecting the less fortunate side of town nick named "Logstedshire", With a day time job working for his "enemies" the hero's.

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Thomas Innes is a 16 year old boy faking to be 19 and working at the hero tower with a little night hobby that keeps getting him injured.

Chapter notes
Maybe a bit of an injury tw ;P

---------------------------------Jumping from roof to roof was tiring but nothing Raccoon Red couldn't handle, well until he spotted a glimpse of THE ANGEL, after dashing into an alleyway to hide Raccoon Red was of course not freaking out, because what was The Angel doing in Logstedshire? Maybe a hero came every 2 months but just last month Skeppy was here. Maybe if it was another hero under the number 10 it wouldn't be weird but NUMBER ONE, now to say he was confused was an understatement.When he heard the flaps of wings he immediately hid in the corner, shit it was a dead end. Luckily The Angel flew right over him, he dashed home after that checking behind him every 2 minutes to make sure The Angel was nowhere to be seen.-------Tubbo was pissed not only did Tommy get fired today but The Angel was spotted in Logstedshire by TOMMY. Tubbo did the only thing he could to get back at Tommy, sign him up for an interview with the hero's, the people trying to catch Tommy maybe trying to kill anyway, Tubbo began to try to see any networks of the hero's to make a fake file for Tommy. BINGO, really it was easy to hack into barely any protection, they really should upgrade that. After deleting and making files on 2 people Tyler Innes and Thomas Innes, making them siblings was a good move as they lived together and were practically siblings at this point. Toby Smith nor Theseus Simons existed after that day.-------Tommy awoke from his sleeping in, oh yeah he got fired that's why he slept in. He made his way to the kitchen to see what they had for the day, tomorrow was shopping day they might not be able to since Tommy's pay check was meant to be yesterday but he sorta got fired so he never got a pay check, bullshit if you ask me he worked for it but because he got fired the day he was meant to get it he wasn't allowed it!? The food in the kitchen would last 4 days at the most and sadly Tubbo didn't get paid for another 6 days."TOMMY! You're awake I see, anyway I got you an interview at 6pm" Tommy was confused how did he get an interview that fast? "How'd I get en interview the day after I got fired?" "Simple it's the Assistant position at the tower, this is punishment for getting fired also they were already hiring so not too hard, today's the last interview day so yes you have to go." " Oh c'mon Tubs with the hero pricks!?" " Yes with the "hero pricks" this is what happens when you get fired, also you better try, I've set up a file and everything for you."-------5:30pm rolls around and Tommy is not ready or Thomas Innes is not ready, "Remember your Thomas Innes nickname Tommy your 19 and live with your older brother Tyler who is 20, don't answer questions about me, your hobby is knitting and you have some experience with office work because of a part time job when you were 17. Got it?" "Yes I've got it TyLeR, I've gotta catch the bus you know."


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6pm, OH Shit he's gotta sprint to get there on time. After a lovely sprint he makes it to the front doors of holy moly that's a big tower that looks like 100+ floors, he steps in very weary of getting the floor dirty because oh it looks more expensive than his rent by 10 times. "Uhm hi-" "Oh hello sorry i didn't see you there, name and age?" "Oh uh Tom- Thomas Innes and 19" "Ah yes you're here for the assistant position for the SBI '' THE SBI omg i'm going to kill Tubbo when i get back the top 2 heroes and 4th!? "Ok here you go, it's just a little keycard so they know you're not some random guy, don't worry, when your name is called go to floor 70 please." "Yeah ok floor 70, Uhm where do I wait?" "Oh sorry dear the waiting floor is floor 16, Sam will take you there now. Sam! Take this dude to floor 16 you know SBI assistant role." "Yeah sure Hannah give me a sec will you" This buff dude thats like 6'8 starts approaching Tommy and he is not scared one bit (Hes terrified) this gu- Sam starts guiding him to the elevator to presumably go to floor 16, "Ok so you press this and wait for the doors to close all the way and than press the floor you wanna go to, if you don't wait you could break the doors, it's fine if you do i'll fix it but i prefer to not waste time with a door." "Ah, ok.."

It was a very awkward ride to the 16th floor, surprisingly it didn't take too long, almost half the time of a normal elevator, guess it has to be fast when there's around 100 floors. "Ok here's the 16th floor. It's basically a waiting room so feel free to pick any chair, the speaker will announce when you go to floor 70."

Tommy went and sat down avoiding any seat next to someone, luckily there was a perfect chair. It was 6 seats away both sides from someone, life was on his side. Then he spotted The Captain, the former number one hero, huh why was sh- ohhh she was here because of her power, basically a human lie machine. The Captain spotted him oh shiii- "Hello there what's your name?" she said as she stuck her hand out, does she think im that dumb? I'm not going to shake her hand. And so waving awkwardly I did "Uh hi, Im Thomas Innes but you can call me Tommy tho all the ladies call me big man." and he just said that to a hero, THE CAPTAIN OF ALL one of the only acceptable hero's ever.

And then the Captain started laughing, "HEY, what are you laughing at!? I'm serious!" He was very confused why she started laughing even harder after that, "Sorry, sorry but you look 16 and you saying that was absolutely hilarious to me."

"THOMAS INNES PLEASE MAKE YOUR WAY UP TO FLOOR 70 SBI OFFICE"

"Ah well, that's my cue to leave then, have fun?" Making his way up to floor 70 he remembered to let the door close so he didn't break them, and after that cramping ride to the 70th floor he walked out onto the sbi office floor apparently, wonder why they didn't use a different floor, like why use your own floor? Anyway holy shit all 3 of the SBI!? Where I thought there was gonna be 1 or 2 of them or maybe just a different person but all 3!? That's a shocker to Tommy innit or rather Thomas Innes. "Hello Thomas Innes is it? This way" THE ANGEL SAID OMG THE ANGEL WAS TALKING TO HIM, "uh- Yeah Thomas Innes you could call me Tommy tho.." "Ah, well then th- Tommy right in here" right in here was just a small office Blade and Ghost had been trailing behind them the whole time, why not stay in the office? "Take a seat, take a seat" The Angel said, so yeah I sat down across from him, Blade and ghost were standing next to The Angel huh maybe an intimidation tactic, "So Th- Tommy why do you want this job?" "Well to be honest here I just need the money to help out with rent and stuff. It's just me and my brother nowadays." lying was pretty easy glad Captain ain't here, "ok and, What experience do you have?" "Well I had a part-time job at 17 working in an office that belonged to some guy in his twenties. The company went bankrupt though, I think it was on purpose though aight." For the rest of the interview Tommy was basically on auto pilot but also making sure not to mess up on any questions that could out him as either 17 or an illegal vigilante. "So one last question here and then were done ok, What's your viewpoint on vigilantes?" oh shit I think "I can't really judge all vigilantes because they're all different, some are good, some are bad, their just doing the hero's job in the worse parts of town, yes they're illegal but their there for us when you hero's aren't, sorry a bit off track."

"Don't worry bout it mate we don't mind, and so that concludes the interview, you'll get an email tomorrow saying if you got accepted or not, bye mate" and that was a shit show if Tommy's ever seen one, and he has like a lot of them really. Better start looking for my interviews then, and that's how he made himself down to the ground floor, giving back the key card because he isn't going to rob them, and walking out the front door with a bit of sad look but proud, YES I won't have to work for those rich pricks.

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