The original Raccoon Red storyline (Never gonna see the light of day this story)

Sir- Wil- Ghost... \Chapter 5/

Summary
Tommyinnit is a very big man, and does not do anything weird

OR

Thomas Innes, calls Ghost Siren and Wilbur and then explains Wilbur's life fucking story to him, and keeps making hints about Ghost being Connected to Siren.

:P

Chapter notes
ao3 missed getting a chapter yesterday, bc they got 2 chapters in 1 day, so be happy im contestant with u guys 

NO TW IG except Tommy mans is sus /s

Did Tommy just do that, noo Raccoon Red did oh- Tommy is Raccoon Red, anyway threatening one of the up and coming villains isn't a big deal, it's a huge deal, oh god he better get home before Siren decides he doesn't want Tommy to breathe anymore.

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"Heyy Tubbo," "What did you do?" "So i kinda threatened Siren but also didn't i told him i knew his identity civilian and hero and than i said not to mess with me or he would be behind bars with me and-" "I get it, I get it, you threatened some up-coming Villain and now your scared you will never be able to patrol this city again" "I- yes exactly", but he's also a hero so has connections with things and can just say it was a hunch or call it hero work!?" "Yes hero's are screwed up but c'mon, as long as you're not bluffing, you'll be fine, right?" "Yeah. yeah right, if i don't bluff i don't get put in danger"

With that Tommy went to bed, the stress of work, patrolling and threatening an up and coming villain really takes a toll on you, you know? You probably don't but you know that just means you're not as pog as Tommy Innit.

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Ah catching the bus at 7;45am on a friday, an amazing feeling, sorry shit feeling it takes 10 minutes to get to New Manburg and then he's 5 minutes early, who would go to work early... Well Tommy would but not by choice, what was he meant to do for those 5 minutes, wait!? Of course not, He is Thomas Innes ew who's last name is Innes, for goodness sake, Tubbo could've picked a more common last name? Well The Angel's last name is Craft so really who has a normal last name in Essempi anyway-

Stepping into the lobby always feels like the place will just crumble because a poor, dirty person stepped in, yet it never happens, casually walking to the elevator, oh uh Si- Wi- Ghost is there, is Ghost late or early? You really can't tell with heroes, "Hey Si- Wilbu- Ghost, HAHA yep Hey Ghost!" And Ghost is looking at Tommy with Shock because he practically just revealed that he knows Ghost's real name and Villain name. "What did you call me?" "Uhm Ghost haha-" "No before that," "Uhm, Wilbur... it's my friends name, sometimes i get friends mixed up-" "NO, before that," "I didn't say another name though?"

Ghost feels like he's being paranoid, it was just some stupid kid that found out, not Thomas-

"Oh sorry, I must be mistaken, sorry for yelling." geez Ghost can not stay chill if someone nearly calls him Siren, "So, who's this friend called Wilbur?" And shit, digging a deeper hole will not do any good. "Tall, Dark brown hair, usually wears a yellow sweater, round glasses though he doesn't need glasses and hm his last name is unusual and he has a brother and father, no mother, she passed away when he was still young,maybe age 9? Died giving birth to a still born baby, sorry i shouldn't be sharing his life." and Tommy just told Ghost Wilbur's life story but shorter, AND GHOST IS WILBUR, he really shouldn't memorise information about people "Oh he seems cool, sorry a- about his mother th- though" As soon as the elevator stopped at floor 70 Wi- Ghost ran out of the elevator to his office, really shouldn't of brought up his dead mum.

And it's 8am amazing he's just entered his office to, so technically he's on time, on time instead of just on time like a normal person, Ah sitting in an office doing some work, at uh 10:30am oh not been here too long i see, well i've finished all the computer reports,There's like 2 new ones a day, and they don't come until the afternoon, well they did yesterday but you never know, guess i better do those paper ones, why do they even matter if their old? Eh heroes and their mysteries.

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*knock* "Come in!" "Hey, uhm i wanted to ask how you know this Wilbur guy-"Tommy stared into Ghost's soul oh god that's creepy "What do you actually want to know?" "How do you know m- my name?" "Same way i know everything about your little family, mainly you though" A creepy grin oh god this child is scary "How though?" "I don't know, ask Siren, you guys seem to be friends anyway- oops" Ghost's face paled at that, how pale can you be my god? "What?" "I said 'I don't know, ask Phil, you guys seem to be friends anyway?' Are you okay?" "mhm, yep im fine, anyway it's your lunch break stop working- are you doing the paper files?" "Oh, yeah i am, i finished the computer work" "That work should've lasted until tuesday though?" "I did like 9 yesterday and 6 today. Yesterday I had 2 new ones in the afternoon so I'm waiting to see if it's a daily thing," "Are you sure you're powerless?" "I'm powerless?" "Well i assumed so, are you not?" "Hm, i have a power, it's just very weak so i don't use it." "If you don't mind me asking what it is?" "Is this a question I have to answer no matter what?" "Well- actually yeah, we need to know." "Just some energy, see" and a little spark of red light appeared but fanished just as quick "See, very weak i would have to train it for another what? 10 years just to double that," "Hm, ok cya, remember it's lunch break"

Another lunch break reading about some greek god or something, huh Zues familiar name let's read some, man's father ate a rock nice i guess? Eh i don't really get the greek gods thing but you know, it's something to read about in this boring hour of no work. Ah, finally lunch break is over.

End of chapter notes
Get some water and food (maybe pls)
im still a whore for those kudos(votes) remember, 2 kudos(votes), and you get a chapter tmrw /nf (not forcing)

-Re_bop