The original Raccoon Red storyline (Never gonna see the light of day this story)

A JOB!?? \Chapter 3/

Sumarry

A job? and nearly dying.

OR

Thomas Innes gets a job working for the heroes and has a joke around with 4th Hero Ghost.

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Sorry for slow updates, I wrote this in school :(

No TW

There read an acceptance email, HE GOT THE JOB!?

I wasn't even that good in the interview there had to of been better people than HIM,

He glanced over at Tubbo, oh he looked like he could faint, to be fair Tommy could to he just got the job of an assistant for the SBI!? "Am I reading that right Tubso?" "Mhm, yep unless i can't read, don't answer that-" "Oh cool, I got the job, I'm gonna go sleep now" "yeah same. Wait, read your starting time." So he starts tomorrow, Thursday apparently Thursday, Friday and Saturday are like preparation days, Sunday he has the day off, Monday is practically the first real day, huh.

Off to bed he goes, ah the amazing uncomfortableness of a cheap bed, scratch that, mattress on the floor with 2 blankets and a pillow from a dumpster, turns out sleeping like this is hard, especially when its really cold or really warm, practically torture, actually torture would be better. Staring at the ceiling which shouldn't even be up at this point, really is comforting-

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Ah waking up on a thursday morning to WATER IN THE FACE,

He sits up instantly after being splashed with water by none other than Tubbo "Wake up asshole~~ you.ve got work, can you believe it?" How is he happy this early in the morning what time even is it, oh 7am, still early wtf. Well he gets out of bed, (creeper) aw man the mattress is wet and one of the blankets, also the pillow, fucking Tubbo problems he has a bus to catch, and clothes to change out of-

Ah fresh new clothes that are definitely not dirty and old, A nice white button u shirt, that isn't that white anymore, some jeans with the least amount of holes ever (3) and a lovely read sweater to top it off, does it look like his vigilante one, suree but are the heroes that smart, NO. "Hey Tubso can we afford breakfast today?" "Nope!~" How is he so god damn happy at 7am? Nevermind 7:30am, oh shit the bus is at 7:45 good thing the bus stop is at the end of the street, 5 minutes at least.

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Though the bus travelled to all sides of the town is was quite the nice bus, yes it still got robbed in places like logsted(shire) but it was still a nice bus all around,

Stepping on to the bus Tommy felt uneasy, it was logsted nothing could calm your nerves while still here, Tommy didn't feel calm until the bus left logstedshire, Ah the great New Manburg, Tommy loved when it was L'manburg but you can't say that to anyone, the president would just have you killed on site, and no one would care because only your family would know, there's basically 4 parts of the essempi Manburg isn't the richest but it does have hero protection, because of the president living there, there's also kinoko Rich but not as rich as New Manburg, and the Antarctic empire, most heroes live there but it need not to be protected, it has guards and very advanced technology so breaking in, is a death wish or jail wish, whichever you pick by the way you try and break in.

Oh the tower, its in the middle of New Manburg, not even the president lives here. Apparently most heroes own a house in the empire but prefer to stay in the tower, meaning they have their own room, if they're powerful enough anyway. Always a battle of power, never peaceful even if it looks like it. Oh shit the bus stopped,

As Tommy got of the bus at 7:55 meaning 5 minutes until work, He was outside the hero tower, he was only a few minutes early on his first day, not to be confused with his first work day on monday,

Stepping into the rich ass building felt wrong, but it's not like he could change the fact he was poor, well unless he robbed a few banks, that would do. "Oh hello so you got the ob uh.." "Thomas Innes but just call me Tommy or Big man all the ladies do that." And she starts laughing, what is it with people and laughing at that? "Pff- Ok uhm Thomas Innes age ? " "19 I know very lucky to get a job so young" "I- wow u picked the words out of my mouth" ew why would i pick out someone's words especially out of their mouth eww, "And here's your keycard good luck with them, their not very easy on assistants." oh shit- the SBI not being nice to someone? That seems unlikely, The Angel looks to not have a bad bone in his body, if he did well, he would be 4 feet in the ground not 3. Ok so you press this and wait for the doors to close- ok and press the floor i- SHE DIDN'T TELL ME WHAT FLOOR ok brain think, if you had the interview on floor 70 it must be near there.

Oh shit the Elevators moving, I DIDN'T PRESS ANYTHING, The 30th floor? Oh it's Sam "Hey kid, the elevator wasn't moving despite it being closed manually so i called it up here, do you know where you're going?" "Nope not at all, I had the interview on floor 70," "Oh yeah, Just head to floor 70 than that's the SBI office, don't go to 69 that's their personal floor got it?" "Yep ok, floor 70 never go to 69, got it" "You're a star kid, cya" So with that new info I gotta close the door- ok and floor 70, amazing oh god this elevator is a bit fast.

*Ding* Oh shit no turning back now, oh it looks empty here?

Ah standing awkwardly in front of the elevator a dream come true, and the elevator just opened, OHH, oh it's just Ghost "Oh phew it's just you" "I can't tell if that means i scared you or your not scared of me" "Both <3" "Did you just say "less than 3" oh my god what have i done hiring you," "You did an amazing thing sir Ghost" Omg im gonna die, to hell i go. "You'r funny, just call me ghost though, when your trusted you'll get my amazing name" "Poggers man" "The fuck is a "Poggers"" "Are you that old?" "Hey i'm not old im- in my twenties" "Suree" Ok well this is going well, i'm not dead yet. "Anyway, uhm- What are you doing?" "No clue, I just got here" "Oh, well The Angel has all your work so," The fuck is that thing he just pulled out his pocket? Is it like a phone? Oh i've seen it before, heroes have it like a burner phone, so you just call other heroes, and their hard to trace unless you have one yourself, ohh, Wait he's calling The Angel, THE ANGEL- i'm in heaven, Maybe I am his name is The Angel, did he just say dadza? Huh- oh right the media thinks their family or bff's, its obvious their family, tho The Blade is distant but a lot less when with them, i don't think he would willingly befriends with Ghost, who would? Hey no shit talking heroes at work, you might end up killing them, well maybe that wouldn't be bad but-

"Hey mate, you called?" AAHH OMG THE ANGEL "Yeah that assistant we hired is here, did you forget?" "Oh yeah sorry mate, well i'm here now, hey uhm Tommyis it? Follow me to your office." "I get my own office?" "Of course mate, can't let anyone spy on your screen or anything on the intern or assistant floors." AAAAAHHHH I'M FREAKING OUT, "Here's your office mate, So there's your computer, Bookshelf with some files, that are done, just need organising, a bean bag for when your doing paper files, and another bookshelf with some books, and another bookshelf with files to do in your spare time here after doing the online files, we would prefer paper to be done first, but those are old ones, so unless we give you new paper ones, computer is priority, a lot of book shelves i know." "Huh ok, i think i got all that," "Oh and also, your lunch break is 12:30 to 1:45 weird times but it's the rules sorry, So we dont expect you to do every file in 1 day, especially since this is your 2 day training but if you could get 3 - 10 files done a day than you will definitely stay"

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This is actually just a crack fic now, i cant do anything srsly
Drama is on the way ;)