The wedding |1|

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by queez4u

by queez4u

Really? Your actually reading this? Okay well have fun!
BTW nsfw yk the drill, shrek and elmo don't follow the rules.

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Shrek pov-

I buttoned up my green vest, I walked into the building. Fiona was getting married to Kermit. I looked around. Bill Nye, Dr phill, the green goblin, and even SpongeBob were here, sitting down.Kool-aid man and BarryBeeBenson were making out in the corner. I felt my face redden as my anus felt tighter, gosh that was so hot. I felt a slap on my huge ass and I moaned, I turned around to see Fiona.
"Are u ready to walk me down the anus- oh sorry I meant aisle"
I grunted and farted.
"Yep"
Fiona's hand roughly grabbed my ass, squeezing it tight as I moaned once again. We walked down the aisle. I looked up, Kermit, that big ass dragon donkey married, and even.

Elmo.

I made eye contact with him, his eyes blank at me. I scoffed and looked down, his shirt slightly unbuttoned, his red fluffy chest made me feel.

Creamy. I shook my head. He hated me, I hated him. Nothing else.. at least that's what I thought.
Fiona let go of my ass and stood next to Kermit.
Then harry styles busted through the window behind us, using his ass as a jet pack, he farted his way towards us, he landed and his ass jiggled with the turbulence. I heard a gasp and looked over. Elmo blushing looking at his ass. I felt my face redden with rage. Why wasn't he looking at my juicy ass! I groaned and looked away.

"Alright guys are you ready for this wedding"
Harry spoke, his sexy British accent made my shrekussy wet. I nodded while smiling wide.
Fiona and Kermit holding toes nodded aswell.

"Alright, fiona, do you take this green frog as your partner?"

"I do sexy styles"

"Kermit, do you take this green hoe as your partner"

"I do"

"I now pronounce you frog and ogre"

Fiona stood up and started to projectile shit onto Kermit's face.
Suddenly everyone cheered and clapped.
I clapped and looked around. I looked up and made eye contact with Elmo. His shirt was more undone, his pecks sneaking out, I looked down and bit my lip. Gosh how much I wanted to 69 him. But I could never tell him how much I wanted too.

Suddenly again, the floor became a dance floor and Fiona, Kermit started to break dance.

"SHREK SHOW YOUR MOVES DADDY"
I looked around and everyone was spacing out, giving me room. I took a deep breath.

Elmos POV

"SHREK SHOW YOUR MOVES DADDY"
I heard someone yell from the crowd.
Shrek stopped.
Then ripped his shirt off, showing his waxed 8 pack.
Suddenly, The whole crew of magic mike came out of shreks ass. The song "pony" started playing and they all started dancing, everyone was cheering. But I couldn't stop staring at him.

Shrek then stopped dancing and stared at me. I felt my mouth water at the sight of him. God damn he was hot. He then turned around and started moonwalking to Michael Jackson. His body moving made my Elmo dick rise. He turned around and started twerking.
I bit my lip, his ass bouncing up and down made my anus tense up. I moaned softly at the sight, luckily no one heard.. right? I then realized what I was feeling. No I couldn't. Ugh I cant feel this way about him.
We were enemies.

I then started break dancing with shrek.

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gosh you really read all of that?
well congrats here's ur medal 🏅