Special Someone |3|

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by queez4u

by queez4u

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As shrek and Big bird were making out, violently.
As horny as shrek was, he didn't feel good about the thought of banging big bird. Shrek then pushed big bird off of him. Big bird surprised at his action asked why he did that.
"I- I can't be with you donkey! I don't know I just can't!"
With that shrek then farted so loudly it pushed him threw the roof and out of big birds house. He then landed at BarryBeeBensons, and kool-aid man's house.

He knocked on the door, but as it opened it was Elmo. They both looked at each other in shock, then Elmo smirked.
"I was meaning to talk to you. Come by here in the next hour"
Elmo held out his hand with a piece of paper, shrek furrowed his thick eyebrows and grabbed it. He shivered at the soft touch of Elmo's hands, god damn how he wanted them in his asshole. Shrek then walked away, Elmo going the other way.

1 HOUR LATER....

Shrek read the piece of paper, he had the right address and it was Ratatouille, he opened the door and looked around for Elmo, why did Elmo want to meet him? His eyes darted around looking for that red, fluffy hunk of meat, but his eyes darted on a certain someone.

Lord Farquaad. Him and shrek were exes. His ex, sitting down sharing a burrito with Elmo made shrek angry, furious. He stormed over to their table and slammed his ass on the table, breaking it.
"Shrek! What a surprise to see you here."
Lord Farquaad smirked at shrek. Elmo smirked as well, his plan working to make shrek jealous.
Shrek then grabbed Farquaad and shoving his whole body up his ass, his screams slowly muffled. Shrek moaned in pleasure, his big hat hitting his anus g spot. Elmo got turned on by this action.
"Why did you do that shrek!"
Elmo yelled at shrek.

"It's because."

"Because what?!"

"Because-"

"BECAUSE WHA-"

"BECAUSE I LOVE YOU ELMO"