Confession with a twist |4|

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by queez4u

by queez4u

"BECAUSE I LOVE YOU ELMO"

"..."

Elmo stood there in shock. Shrek. Loved him?
How. Shrek always hated him. Ever since he took that piece of chicken, he always bragged how he got it. So how could,

"wha-"

"I LOVE YOU MORE THEN MY ONIONS"

Elmo was flabbergasted. His one true enemy was his. True love?. And he loved Elmo more then onions? That's not even possible.

"Shrek. I love you too"
Shreks eyes widened, softly turning to a smile. Then.

Shrek sneezed and lord Farquaad shot out of his ass onto the wall. Covered in shit, and wait. what's that green stuff on his body elmo thought.

"S-shrek? You did that for me?"
Elmo's cheeks flushed a light pink.
Shrek didn't say a word but smirked at elmo.
Shrek slowly faced Elmo, his face inches away, Elmo pushed his face closer ready for a kiss, when suddenly

The wall behind them broke open, the force sending them both flying. Shrek gracefully back flipped and landed with a sexy pose. Elmo landed with a flip as well.

They both looked at eachother and then at the wall,
The floor covered in bricks and wood, also. Ice.
Suddenly a pack of yellow midgets came running through the open wall.

"I'm here for the gorls"

Shrek and Elmo looked up to see a bald man, with a huge nose that Shrek kinda wanted to shove up his shrekussy.

The bald man looked down at the two, his eyes sparkled with horny. "Even better"

"Who are you donkey?"

"I'm gru, and I'm here for you two"
He laughed as the yellow midgets charged towards them both, shrek gasped as he jumped back.

"Elmo donkey we have to g-"
One of the yellow dildos was yelling words they couldn't understand and pulling on shreks leg. He kicked the thing off sending him flying towards the wall. Shrek and Elmo looked at each other and smirked.

Then Alfredo and Remy plugged in their 80 inch speaker and started playing "Working for the Weekend by lover boy" Elmo and Shrek began kicking and slapping the yellow midgets around, killing them or knocking them out on the ground.

Gru grunted with frustration as he saw all the minions dying.
"Alright. My tourn" he smirked and used a vacuum to suck all of the minions and blast them at shrek and Elmo.
Shrek and Elmo dodged them one by one.
But one hit elmo, causing him to get blown to the floor, landed on the floor with a groan.

"Baby donkey! Are you al-"
Shrek was reaching out for Elmo but while he was distracted, gru fired another minion and it hit shrek.
Shrek was thrown back as well.
Gru laughed with evil as he went over to shrek as he was knocked out.

Elmo's vision was so blurry, he looked over to shrek to see the bald man carrying shrek and leaving.
"N-no! Shrek."
He reached out with his fuzzy hand, but no use.

Elmo was barely able to see until his vision faded to
black.