This oneshot is chaotic asf

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Hailey

MillieOh my fucking god

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Millie
Oh my fucking god. If I see them. Being gay. One more time. I'm turning homophobic.

Zander
Being homophobic is a bit homophobic don't you think?

Millie
. I'm done. I'm not ur bestfriend anymore.

Zander
If you commit any rude action towards me I'm counting it as homophobic

Millie
So I'm stuck as your bestfriend

Zander
Yeah

Millie
My life's ruined

Zander
Mine was ruined at age 4 join the club ig 💀

Sean
How do you manage to indirectly vent to us whenever you send a goddamn message

Zander
Years of untold trauma. That's how.

Luke
You're just ignoring the fact that Hailey was stalking us?

Zander
Miss girl how the fuck did you not see her 💀 SHE WAS BREATHING SO HEAVILY LMAO

Hailey
IM NOT A HEAVY BREATHER YOU SACK OF SHIT

Zander
BRO YES THE FUCK YOU ARE

Hailey
AT LEAST I DONT MOVE MY KEYBOARD INTO MY STEPSISTERS ROOM, PLUG IT INTO A SPEAKER WHILE SHES SLEEPING AND THEN WAKE HER UP BY PLAYING CPR ON THE KEYBOARD WHILE ITS CONNECTED TO SAID SPEAKER

Zander
That was funny asf 🤭
Anyone want the video?

Millie
*rubs hands together* send it through

Zander
With pleasure
:one video attachment:

Sean
WHY CAN I HEAR THE LYRICS

Zander
Skills

Millie
We should do a instrumental duet. Electric guitar + keyboard CPR perfect duo

Zander
Who's house?

Millie
Cafeteria at school<3

Zander
Got it<3

Sean
WHAT DO YALL HAVE NO SHAME

Zander
After 12 years of multiple different traumas you end up not giving two fucks what happens to you 💀 so no SEAN I do not have shame

Millie
What he said aside from theres no trauma

Hailey
Zander taking every opportunity to trauma dump rn 😭

Zander
Indeed! My therapist wouldn't listen so now I'm resorting to a gc<3

Sean
HELP WHAT KIND OF THERAPIDY IS THAT

Zander
IDK BUT I THINK SHE HATES ME

Luke
I'm sure she doesn't<3

Zander
She told me to kill myself 💀

Luke
Oh
OH

Sean
Bro vented to hard

Millie
Got called out for being Sussy and it turned out the therapist was homophobic 💀

Zander
WHY DID YOU MAKE THAT A AMONG US REFERENCE

Millie
Bc if I'm putting up with your shit I need a coping mechanism

Luke
I haven't found one yet

Zander
... ex fucking cuse me?

Luke
I think I just put in a possibility of a break up

Sean
Yes you did

Luke
I'm sorry Zander I love you I didn't mean
It<3

Zander
Yeah ok whatever<3

Millie
Get rid of those god damn hearts. Rn.

Zander
No

Millie
This is why ur dad left

Zander
Naw he left bc he just couldn't put up with me in general not because I was gay 💀

Hailey
HELP WHAT

Sean
I kin your dad

Zander
Slay ig?

Hailey
AHY ARE WE NORMALISING JOKING ABOUT ZANDERS DAD WHAT

Zander
It's funny asf

Millie
Makes me feel better about myself

Sean
Gives me someone to relate to

Hailey has went offline

Zander
I think she's oliverphobic

Millie
LMAO UR DADS NAME IS OLIVER!?!?

Zander
Idek he just looked like a Oliver so I just decided that was his name 💀

Sean
THATS SO RANDOM

Zander
Naw deadass this is him

ZanderHAHAH MY 4 YEAR OLD SELF LOOKS GOOFY ASF

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Zander
HAHAH MY 4 YEAR OLD SELF LOOKS GOOFY ASF

Millie
BYE WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE THAT

Sean
Am I the only one who thought he looked cute 💔💔

Luke
Naw cos square up 🫢

Sean
Stfu ginger. Your rights as a human have been revoked

Luke
They already were bozo

Sean
So keep quiet

Zander
Or don't<3

Millie
HELEIFN
ME

Zander
WHAT ENGLSIH WHERE!?

Sean
Misspells English when asking someone to use proper English 💀

Millie
MY GRANDAD IS SINGING SQUIDWARDS NOSE

Zander
HUH

Millie
HES DANCING TOO!? HES FULL ON POPPING SQUATS AND THROWING IT BACK BUT I CAN HEAR HIS BACK CRACKING

Zander
NOT THE CRACKING 😭

Millie
HOLY SHIT HE JUST DID A BACKFLIP TF!? GRAMPS YOU GOING TO THE OLYMPICS OR SOME SHIT!?

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