Homer is seen in an alleyway, seemingly drunk. Multiple bottles are seen as our view pans to the left. Homer groans as his phone rings, causing his ears to ring. He picks up the phone to see who's called. Marge.
Homer: Hello?
Marge: HOMER! Where the hell have you been. We've been worried sick.
Homer: Let me explain-- Hurgh---
Homer exclaims as he begins to vomit.
Marge: You're drunk again aren't you. Well, you know what? This is the last and final straw. We're done. I'm packing your bags as we speak. Don't ever come back.
Marge hangs up the phone. The camera abruptly goes to the famous Simpson's house. We hear sobbing. As we zoom we see the back of Marge's head. Spinning the view to her face shows she is smiling.
Marge: My sisters were right...
Lisa knocks on the door frame and then enters the room.
Lisa: Mom, are you okay?
Marge: I've had these divorce papers signed by me all this time and never turned them in...
Lisa: How did Dad never find it?
Marge: It was where we keep our period products.
Lisa giggles and they both hug.
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The Simpsons Turn Dark
FanfictionA dark fanfiction entailing the original Simpsons characters in sad beginnings and not-so-happy endings. If you are sensitive to implied suicide then this is not for you. if you are also homophobic this is definitely not for you.
