A dark fanfiction entailing the original Simpsons characters in sad beginnings and not-so-happy endings. If you are sensitive to implied suicide then this is not for you. if you are also homophobic this is definitely not for you.
It's the next night, and Homer is feeling incredibly sad. He had gone to the department store an hour ago to get some supplies. He also forgot to take his Prozac this morning, so he has been feeling incredibly depressed. He has been crying all day in his bathroom.
"I'm gonna do it. I know I shouldn't but.."
Moe busts in the room and shouts, "HOMER!! Please reconsider what you're doing, for both of our sakes."
"Why do you care you're just my bartender."
"Because, because!"
"SPIT IT OUT YOU ASSHOLE!"
"I LOVE YOU HOMER! I HAVE EVER SINCE YOU CAME INTO MY TAVERN."
Homer then gives Moe a big smooch on the lips.
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