We now move to Marge's POV three months after the fact of their getting divorced.
(Don't be mad that we skipped the nasty parts of the HoMoe-combo kissing)
Marge is now grocery shopping at the Kwik-E-Mart because she cannot afford to shop at the local grocery store.
"Lisa, I know you're vegetarian but I can't afford the fresh vegetables anymore, so I'm going to have to buy the frozen ones."
"FUCK OFF MOM."
"LISA!!! Where did you hear such language?!"
"Bart... he's been depressed ever since you left Homer."
"Yeah, I see him at the checkout trying to buy a knockoff vape that is just candy. He has had issues at least he isn't trying to kill people anymore."
"ANYMORE?!?! I don't remember him trying to kill people?! Isn't he 15?"
"He is, but that isn't important. We're here to grocery shop, not to gossip about our family."
"That isn't what gossiping is but okay Mom."
Marge turns around the corner to see the local newslady and in her mind goes,
-GOO GOO GAH GAH ZOOWEE MAMA HUBBA HUBBA MEEEYOW PURR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK-
This goes on for a while until Lindsey Naegale turns around to look around at Marge.
"Do you need something mamn?"
-cliffhanger time-
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The Simpsons Turn Dark
FanfictionA dark fanfiction entailing the original Simpsons characters in sad beginnings and not-so-happy endings. If you are sensitive to implied suicide then this is not for you. if you are also homophobic this is definitely not for you.
