After the commercial, the view is at Moe's bar which, in hard times, has also been turned into a hotel. Going into the bar/hotel, we see Homer hanging his head gloomily on the bar counter. He's drunk as he doesn't want to remember this interaction with him and Moe.
Homer is crying.
Moe: Homer, I know this is hard. But you have to tell people why.
Homer: What would you know about relationships? You've been in three, and one thought you were gay.
Moe: Well yes... But you're my best friend ever since Lenny and Carl went to see a doctor about their alcoholism.
Homer: She changed her last name back to Bouvier. And the kids. Without asking.
Moe in mind: 'Jesus Christ'
Moe: You know what, your rent will be due later than usual okay? That's the least I could do.
Homer: Thanks, Moe... Thanks a LOT.
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The Simpsons Turn Dark
FanfictionA dark fanfiction entailing the original Simpsons characters in sad beginnings and not-so-happy endings. If you are sensitive to implied suicide then this is not for you. if you are also homophobic this is definitely not for you.
