Shrek x Blush Blush

Shrek's visit to the Zoo

It was early in the morning and Shrek was making his way to the zoo, He had left Fiona at home with the kids. He was a bit sick of her and wanted to spend some quality time alone. At the front gate of the zoo a kawaii white blob offered him some free water, but he declined and kept walking. Shrek had a very sophisticated pallet. He only enjoyed premium swamp water he occasionally pissed in. 

Shrek was finally at peace when he sat down on a bench in the shade. "Finally." Shrek said with a sigh. "Alone without that bitch Fiona!" He sat there in silence for about a minute before the silence was broken up by screams and puffs of magical smoke. Shrek stood up in anger getting ready to beat the shit out of whoever ruined the silence.