With the Wind (Phantom Thief!Tommy, Police!Tubbo, Detective!Ranboo)

It's Showtime!

CW: guns

(1st Person PoV: Tubbo's)

"Welcome welcome!" A guy at the door said. "I'm sure you have your invitations?"

The guys I was with, (Ted, Schlatt and Charlie) held up their police badges and I looked around for mine.

I eventually found it and held it up.

"Right this way," the guy opened the door.

"Wonder what the boss wants us to do here? There's maximum security here," Charlie wondered.

"The head of the company, XD, is a bit paranoid and wants the police to mingle around with the guests. That's what the boss said," Ted explained.

"As long as we don't have to listen to Minx drone on about her day and her complains, then we'll be fine," Schlatt said.

We walked over next to an artifact to wait for the auction to begin.

I fiddled around with my fingers. I was nervous.

This was my first ever stakeout I guess.

I'm mainly off arresting people and helping the locals. I barely use a weapon even when I'm arresting someone.

I'm not one for sitting around and wait for crime to happen. That's more of the Chuckle Sandwich job.

Don't really know why the boss thought it would be a good idea for me to come along with them.

"Ok boys, remember. We have to be careful when handling our gun. Only shoot when the suspect resists and even then, shoot to hurt not to kill. And don't shoot innocents," Ted explained.

He is the leader of their group.

"Guys I am prepared. I got medical supplies, and I even got our safety vests! No need to worry about a gun injury when I'm around,". Charlie assured us.

He is the second in command and the more medically trained out of all of us.

"And Schlatt don't get too trigger happy. The boss gave you a bad lecture about it, last time," Ted told him.

"I'm not going to get trigger happy, my god! When was the last time I ever got trigger happy?" Schlatt groaned.

"How about that one time you threaten a guy after he claims that you don't really love your cat?" Ted suggested.

"He was asking for it! I do love Jambo, he was acting like a d*ck," Schlatt explained.

"Doesn't help your case," I piped up.

"Shut up Tubbo."

"No."

"F*ck you."

Schlatt is the weapons expert and got top marks while he was training at the academy.

Too bad, he gets very trigger happy but shhhh. You didn't hear that from me.

As for me...

"I don't think we need to worry! After all, we got Genius Kid Cop on our side," Charlie said, happily.

"I don't know why everyone came up with that name," I groaned.

"But it does suit you," Schlatt pointed out.

"I'm 18, what the hell? I understand if I was like 10 but that was years ago," I explained.

"Shh, the auction is starting," Ted shushed us.