Believer's Sins [Reborn In One Piece]

XV

"This fruit gives you angel wings and the power to be able to use God's power, only if you're able to contact him though.

I know it's fucked up, and that you're not religious, so try to get into contact with them. If you can't, don't eat it.

We bought this fruit for barely 1000berrys, since a devil fruit is literally a malicious power and that there is no way we could contact God after eating it.

The abilities you'll unlock if you might succeed in contacting them:

control the wind, and the world's energy. And you'll get baddass wings.

I don't know the details.
I hope you didn't eat it yet."

Oh my... I need to tell that guy GOOOOOOOOOD!!!

AHHHHHHH WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!

What were the powers that you were about to give me?

I don't know, probably controlling the fish.

Pardon me? You're joking right?

No but it's powerful as fuck! You can literally control a big ass sea monster.

You know what, I don't even need your help anymore. I've got myself a good devil fruit.

Huh? What is it?

I'm not telling you because I'm mad at you. Bye bye.

"But you can't swim anymore, or use your powers underwater."

Obviously, does she think I'm a dumbass?

"The process of getting out your angel wings for the first time will be even more painful than my periods"

Shesh, that must be very painful then...

"And you will bleed a lot, for a few days."

What I do every month.

"And when I say a lot, it's a lot. Make sure to have a doctor ready to make a transfusion in case there is a problem."

That much?

"And also, I love you."

Oh?

"Ace and luffy love you as well"

Awww...

"But I love you more obviously."

Kyaaa! So cute! I love you too Tokababe!! Ace and Luffy too!!

I start rolling on my bed and giggling like a little girl but then, I hear Poop calling me for dinner. I hide the fruit and go up.

At first sight, it's not so bad.

-oh my... what kind of sorcery is this?

-you don't like it?

-no... it SCRUMPTIOUS. YOUR FOOD IS SO DAMN DELICIOUS.

Poop blushes and laugh, embarrassed.

-MM MM MMMH! it's literally melting on my tongue!

I inhale the food he's made and ask for more.
-we can't waste food on small desires.

-ugh you're right. But good job, your food is delicious.

-thank you hehe...

-did you eat?

-no, my plate is right here.

-well, bon appetit.

-what language was that.