My Daughter Learned How To Count

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My daughter woke me up around 11:50 last night. My wife and I had picked her up from her friend Sally's birthday party, brought her home, and put her to bed. My wife went into the bedroom to read, while I fell asleep on the couch watching the Doctor Who.

"Daddy" she whispered, tugging my shirt sleeve.

"Guess how old I'm going to be next month."

"I don't know, pretty," I said, as I slipped on my glasses. "How old?"

She smiled and held up four fingers.

It's 7:30 now. My wife and have been up with her for almost 8 hours. She still refuses to tell us where she got them.

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