Bachelor Party

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Told from Ace's point of view


My head is killing me. Tav's bachelor party (who knew?!) has been going on for hours, with several unending flows of alcohol, music, and rowdy guys. For once, I actually managed to stay away from the alcohol, but I still feel hung over. Not that I'm not glad to be here, I'm ecstatic Tav and Av are getting married, even happier that I'm the best man.


"Hey Hormone Boy!" I should have known Len wouldn't let me sit on the sidelines.


"What do you want?" I 'm a bit short with Len, but he's being really loud and I really don't want to go over there. I would have left a long time ago if I knew it wouldn't hurt Tav's feelings.


"It's a party! Not a mope around by yourself thingy." Yep, Len is definitely drunk.


"How many beers have you had?" I'm not sure I want to know, but there's no harm in asking.


"I dunno, I lost count around 30." Len erupts into laughter. I wonder how much longer Tav is going to drag this party out. I decide to ask him, after all, there's no point in not asking when he's obviously too drunk to care.


"Hey Tav!" The poor drunk bastard whips around at his name a little too fast, and falls flat on his face.


"I'm fine, I'm fine." he mumbles to the people surrounding him. Tav then spots me and struts over. "Whaddaya want, asshole."


"So rude. And here I was gonna buy you a nice expensive wedding gift, but now, I think I'll pass." I laugh at his expression. Drunk people are hilarious. "So when do you think we're gonna start sending people home?" I ask.


"Ha! Send people home, you're hilarious. You should be a stand up comedian." Tav joins Len in a laughter fit while I roll my eyes.


"In that case, I'm gonna head home. Don't die while I'm gone." I inform him. I'm not going to force myself to bear anymore torture when I don't even know how much longer this is going to last.


"Kay." is all Tav manages to get out before collapsing from even more laughter.


"BYE HORMONE BOY!" Len shouts as I shut the door. I shake my head. Those two are going to get into real trouble someday.


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