Bachelor Party 2.0

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Told from Ace's point of view

    Tav's bachelor party had been going on for so long my feet had been numb for so long I couldn't tell if I actually had feet or not. As bad as I felt for myself I felt even worse for Len and Rider. Tav had managed to convince them to become strippers. Granted he did tell them it would only be for a few hours and promised them plenty of alcohol before going on stage. He tried to get me to go up there but I'm not stupid enough to trust an intoxicated Tav's sense of time.


    "Hormone Boy!" Len had been trying to get me to help him for the last 3 hours. "Hooooooorrrrrrrmone Boooooooooooy!!!!!"

"What do you want Len?" I asked tiredly. I already knew the answer. I don't know why I asked.

"My feet are killing me.......would you mind taking my place for just a tiiiiiiiiiny bit so I can get drunk enough to enjoy myself?" He pleaded.

"Will you shut up and stop pestering me if I do?"

"Yes! I won't even call you hormone boy!"

"Fine." I huffed. "But you owe me."

"Great! Now go backstage and get dressed!" He practically skipped off of the stage.

"We have a backstage?!?"

~~~~~~~~~~~time skip~~~~~~~~~

"Woooooooooo!!!! Go Ace!!" Tav yelled at me while I whipped around the pole. I may or may not have taken some pole dancing classes. Hey, the instructor was hot and Tav bet me 200 tiles I wouldn't do it.

"Shut up Tav, you're drunk!" I yelled back.

"I know! That's why I called Athena to come see this, and got a video to show her in case you refused to do your thing anymore!" He laughed evilly.

"You WHA- oh hey Belina." I glared at Tav and stalked to the backstage I didn't know we had. What the hell! I did NOT want Belina to see me like that. Hopefully she was drunk and won't remember it.

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